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Child minding

She ponders as amidst the fray she sits 
The kids causing havoc pulling the place to bits 
Swinging the cat by its tail felt tip on the wall 
Wonder she can concentrate at all 
I know she thinks a cage ill invest 
Keep the little b..... In giving me a rest 
As she spies more jelly flying through the air 
She runs for shelter shouting you dare
A full on attack like lamb to the slaughter 
Most kids smiling but one in a strop 
Stuck in the cat flap how,d he manage that 
While another plays hunter chasing the cat 
A valium is called for before the days done 
Oh what a grand day oh what fun 
Reflecting on a busy hectic day done
remembers why she does it called being a mum 
Lots of hassle but equal to lots of fun
 
 
 

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Tony Taylor

LOL!!... this is 'WAY funny' my friend!!.~ 

       ~ "Stuck in the cat flap, how'd he manage that.."
"Child Minding" is an ideal way of putting it!!..... Here, in the U.S., we call it babysitting...... but child minding gives it so many other humorous angles!!..... Brilliant stuff MAC!!.....ALL STARS!!.....LOVE & ROCKETS!!.....T xo ??✴???✴?

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