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CHILL OUT..WITH JOE !?x

CHILL OUT..WITH JOE !?x

"TRY & REMEMBER THIS MOMENT JOE"
WHILE WERE STILL IN BABY GRO,S!
IN 70 YEARS , WE.LL BE DOING THE SAME!
BALD WITH NO TEETH
WEARING DIAPER,S AGAIN!
BUT THING,S. , WILL HAVE CHANGED BY THEN!
WHEN WE HAVE BECOME OLD MEN!
WE.LL PROBABLY BE MARRIED TO OLD HAG,S!
WE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO SEE!
HAVE MASSIVE SAGGY BALL-BAG,S!
LET ALONE . BE BY THE SEA!
WE WONT HAVE NO HAIR!
& WE.LL PROBABLY HAVE DENTURES!
OR NO FUCK N CARE
& PROBABLY DEMENSIA???
WHO WANTS TO BE AN OLD MAN?
WE.LL STAY THIS WAY
FOR THE LONGEST TIME . WE CAN!
WHAT WILL BE . WILL BE!
WE CANT HAVE NO PLAN!
WHEN WE BECOME AN OLD MAN!
IT.S BETTER HERE, BY THE SAND & SEA!
WE MIGHT NOT EVEN LIVE TO BE 70!
JUST SHUT UP & CHILL OUT WITH ME !

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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