" CHILL..THE FUCK OUT !?" X

" LET US ALL, JUST CHILL THE FUCK OUT !
THERE IS NO NEED, TO DASH ABOUT
SO TAKE HEED, SO I DONT NEED TO SHOUT
XMAS DOES NOT BEGIN IN SEPTEMBER!!
I THINK I SHOULD KNOW
AS I AM ITS NO.1  MEMBER !!
YOU.LL NEVER SEE THE REAL ME 
UNTIL THE 24TH EVE, OF DECEMBER
IT IS MY ONLY JOB OF THE YEAR
THE ONLY DAY THAT I DO APPEAR
SO I AM SURE, THAT I WOULD REMEMBER?
I CANNOT GET AWAY ANY SOONER FROM MRS CLAUS
SHE KEEPS ME LOCKED UP INDOORS
GETTING ME TO DO ALL THE CHORES
SHE WEARS THE TROUSERS & LAYS DOWN THE LAW
BUT, SHE CANNOT RESIST, MY SOFT SANTA PAWS
& OFTEN GIVES ME, SEXY WHAT FOR,S
& BARACADES THE PIGGING DOOR
THATS PART OF WHAT BEING SANTA IS  FOR
WHEN I FINALLY, GET LET OUT OF THE DOOR
I TAKE FROM THE RICH & GIVE TO THE POOR!
& SPREAD HAPPINESS OVER THE WORLD & MORE!
& LEAVE SO MANY GIFTS, BEHIND YOU DOOR
SHE KISSES ME SOFTLY & MUTTERS, I LOVE YOU SANTA
HANDS ME A PACKED LUNCH
& A COOL BOTTLE OF FANTA
& ALL THE USUAL XMAS EVE BANTER !?
A SACK FULL OF CARROTS, FOR MY TRUSTY REINDEER
WHICH IS STANDARD PAY, THIS TIME OF YEAR
ONLY THEN WILL I LOAD UP MY SACKS
WHICH LET ME TELL YOU. PLAYS HAVOC WITH ME BACK
WHERE WOULD WE BE ? IF IT EVER CRACKED !
EVERY ONES XMAS, WOULD BE KRAP !
I DROP A PRESENT TO EVERY CHILD
FROM HERE TO THE MOON & BACK
BEFORE THE DAWN OF XMAS DAY, DOES CRACK
MRS CLAUS IS THERE TO GREET ME , WHEN I GET BACK
WITH MY SLEIGH FULL OF EMPTY SACKS
HAS A HOT BATH WAITING & A HOT XMAS MEAL
THAT HAS ALWAYS HAS, SEALED  THE DEAL!
& SHE IS THE ONLY OTHER PERSON
WHO KNOWS HOW I FEEL?
& SO PROUD EVERY YEAR
THAT IT IS ME ,THAT  MAKES IT ALL REAL !
SO TAKE SOME ADVICE, FROM OLD ST NIC
WHO YOU,LL NEVER SEE, IN A BLIND PANIC!
OR WORRYING SO MUCH, THAT I AM SICK
OR DASHING AROUND THE SHOPS, SO QUICK
IVE BEEN DOING XMAS, FOR 1000.S OF YEARS
ITS NOT ABOUT FEAR, BUT ABOUT CHEER!
& NOT SURPOSED, TO BRING YA TO TEARS
I THINK BY NOW, THAT IVE GOT IT LICKED ?
THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS , IT WAS ME THAT WAS PICKED
ALTHOUGH IN THE BEGINNING, I SURE I WAS TRICKED ?
WITH YA NEW CATALOGUE, HAVING A LEISURELY FLICK
YOU JUST SIT AT HOME, IN THE WARM
UNTIL THE DAY OUR CHRIST WAS BORN
THERES BUCKETS OF TIME, TO GET FULLY EQUIPPED
& LOTS OF CHILLED CHAMPAGNE TO BE SIPPED
AFTER ALL THE SHOPPING HAS BEEN SKIPPED
& JUST YOU REMEMBER, IT IS STILL JUST NOVEMBER
SEE YOU ONCE AGAIN, ....ON THE 24TH DECEMBER !"
 

Tracy Timothy xx