Christmas day Is now every five years

What an earth does one buy for that someone who has everything.. they’ve got the whole wide world at their feet and they live just like a King.. they don’t read books or fiddle with hand-held gadgets, which is a great pity coz I could have bought that on my Xmas budget

So until I get inspiration I am absolutey stuck, yet this person says he needs nothing more so doesn’t really give a Chicken’s cluck ? well I shall keep searching to seek that something nice, tho feel free to send me suggestions.. I would welcome your advice.. whilst I adore the festive season it can be such a pain, if only Christmas day wasn’t every year it would make it all as right as rain 

I realise the reason for this festive season stems from our Lord who died on the cross and whilst it was all an extremely sad event, I am deeply sorry for his loss, yes I know December twenty fifth was the day that Jesus was born, like the bible tells us, in a stable all forlorn.. but would our Lord and Father of mankind really bother ? if us humans changed his date of celebration to yet another ? well if Christmas day is now every five years that would certainly suit me.. just imagine when it came around what a joy that would be..?