Poem -

A Christmas girlfriend

A Christmas girlfriend

Santa whats wrong with you
did u forget me
Why is there no girlfriend
Under my Christmas tree

You know I been a good boy
Didn't give any trouble this year
So tell me where's my gift Santa
Are you still flying in the air

Last year I ask you for a girlfriend
To spend my Christmas in trinidad
But you said I was misbehaving
So you only give one to my brother Azad

Well .2015. I was at my best behavior 
You could ask my friends on Facebook
I didn't post not one bad word
Just go on my timeline and take a look

Christmas is almost here Santa
Just one more week to go
And I seeing so many nice single girls
Shopping down in San Fernando

And its so hard for me to choose one
Because the beauty factory in Trinidad never stops
It keeps producing nice girls one after another
The whole country is like one big candy shop

Last year you didn't bring me a girlfriend
Cause you said that I was very bad
But my nephew junior was on the naughty list
But still he has girls in San Fernando,penal and fyzabad

So just jump in your sleigh Santa
And come down to Trinidad and Tobago
And don't worry about that big red coat
Because down here we don't have no snow

santa i know you will like trinidad
and you will want to stay right here
cause you don't like the other countries
its why you visit them only once a year

This is the land of the humming bird
steel pan chutney soca and calypso
And the most beautiful women in the world
You will see where ever you go

So this year you promise me a girl
To spend Christmas with me 
To open gifts with on Christmas eve
And cuddle under the Christmas tree

I want to wake up Christmas morning
with my beautiful trinidadian queen
and i will take her for breakfast 
up in corinth junction by Naz Cuisine

So Santa don't waste no more time
Cause I'm waiting under my Christmas tree
Just work your Christmas magic
And send a Christmas girlfriend for me

You know that a Trini Christmas
Does have a party every where
Trinidadian like to have their parang
With rum,sorrel and Carib beer

And when Trini cook up their nice food
They does always like to share
So bring a Christmas girl for me Santa
And come and enjoy Christmas down here

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sparrowsong

Hello Kaz...

I am going to try to help make this happen...

SANTA PLEASE MAKE HIS CHRISTMAS WISH COME TRUE

I would love to see Kaz Have A Very Merry Christmas Too!

Matter of fact...

How about bringing tons of cheer...

TO ALL IN COSMO AND OUT!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Randy Johnson

Funny poem. I enjoyed it. Maybe Santa will bring you one this year.

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Bradford

Hi Kaz anything is possible during the Christmas season.  My Christmas came in august of this year when I met my soul mate . I wish you the best on your journey for a great girl. Merry Christmas. Hrl

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Kimmy Alan

No, no, no! Kaz, you've got this all wrong. Santa is not going to leave you a girlfriend under the tree. That's not how it works. All you need do is instead of hanging a Christmas stocking, put up a pair of panty hose. In the morning you'll find your love hung by the chimney with care. Good scribble kid.

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kaz ishmael

thank you all very much for the advice ,,.a little christmas fun is good 

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