Christmas socks 🎅

So I seek out the most wackiest ones I can find then put them on my feet

I have absolutely loads of them..infact I just can’t get enough

I’d even wear them in the bath when I’m in the buff

Haha Christmas just wouldn’t be Christmas without my crazy Chrimbo feet

I wear a clean pair every morning before I walk along the street

Then I notice people glancing down at me as they give a little giggle

So I lift my foot up so they can see and give it a jiggle, wiggle

The silliest socks the better as long as they are festive

I seek out in the shops the ones that are the most suggestive

Like Santa halfway up a totem pole holding a bottle of booze

Teehee that’s the kind that I’m talking about and the socks that I would choose

Alas only yesterday I put a furry pair on my feet

,Christmas puddings with mistletoes, I thought “Grand these will keep in the heat!” 

But about an hour later my Husband said to me

 “Do you realise your socks  have had it, your heels hanging out to see” 

Well what a pity I had to take them off and throw them in the bin

I’d thoroughly worn them threadbare last Xmas till the heels were getting thin

Never mind there’s plently more Christmas socks to choose from stuffed in my sock drawer