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Christmas Was Banned

Christmas Was Banned

Last year I became very angry because in my town, Christmas was banned.
I wanted people to celebrate Christmas so it was something I decided to demand.
I was arrested when I returned from another town with a Christmas tree.
Just because I was going to celebrate Christmas, the cops incarcerated me.
But lucky for me, a couple of my friends decided to post my bail.
I was determined to bring Christmas to my town and I didn't fail.
When very few people signed the petition that I started, I decided to contact CNN.
The entire country was outraged when they saw me on the news so the Mayor gave in.
Our Mayor banned Christmas because he never received any presents when he was a child.
Every single year, other kids had toys but he had nothing and he became bitter and riled.
But the Mayor saw the error of his ways and Christmas was reinstated.
Christmas came to my town and it was what everybody celebrated.

(This is a fictional poem.)

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Tony Taylor

Hey Randy!!........I don't know who put one star on this piece but they obviously didn't read it!!..........because this is creative as Hell!!.........I think you have an amazingly creative mind........and I apologize for not reading you more.........but I WILL say.......that every time I read you are an awesome departure from the norm..........and you ALWAYS make me smile............well done bro!!.........Merry Christmas to you and yours !!..............smiles.............T xo

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