CLEVER ... PROFESSOR TREVOR !?X

AT LAST..I,VE FOUND A FORMULA
FOR ETERNAL YOUTH 
IT,S TOOK ME 60 YEARS!
IT,S GONNA GO THROUGH THE ROOF!?
BY THE STATE OF ME NOW
I,D BETTER HAVE SOME
MYSELF VERY SOON  
BEFORE I TURN INTO A 
WRINKLY OLE PRUNE!
I,M GONNA BE RICH !?
I,LL BE A GOD. I,LL BE 
WORSHIPPED! BY EVERY BITCH
WHAT. A LUCKY SOD !!
I CAN GO OUT TONIGHT
& FOOL ALL THE GIRLS !?
THEY.LL NEVER KNOW 
IM 73.BORN IN THE ERA
OF TWIN SETS & PEARLS!
I,LL BE FOR EVER YOUNG 
& THE GIRLS WILL 
BE NON THE WISER!?
THEY,S RUN A MILE
BEFORE THIS MAGIC FORMULA!
WHEN.I WAS A 
SILVER HAIRED OLD MISER!
I CAN LIVE MY LIFE OVER!?
BE FIT & YOUNG ..
I MAY BE 73 BUT 
MY LIFE.HAS JUST BEGUN 
CHEER!S TO ME FOR BEING SO CLEVER!
I MAY EVEN BE KNIGHTED.TO SIR TREVOR
& NON ONE WILL BE 
ANY THE WISER ...NEVER !?X

Tracy Timothy xx