Clumps Of Dead Grass

Eating a bowl of Shredded Wheat

Is like eating big clumps of dead grass

Now I know why horsies simply can't wait

For the time between meals to pass

We feed 'em this stuff to reward these guys

Has anyone asked them their thoughts?

Might be surprised at the answer you'd get

“We'd rather be eating smelly socks”

Someone once said many decades ago

It will give your kiddies strong bones

So we feed 'em these horrible clumps of dead grass

It's why they can't wait to leave home

Don't be fooled by this marketing ploy

It's the cheapest damn stuff they can find

It grows in the field almost everywhere you look

They must think we don't have a mind

Shredded Wheat, what horrible stuff

It's not fit for human consumption

Please sign my petition to ban it forever

Absolutely no value, my assumption!