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Cockroaches at my neighbor's house.

Cockroaches at my neighbor's house.

Cockroaches at my neighbors house.

Man was I ever going in for a treat.

To end up at my neighbors  house with  bunch of freaks.

 I  stepped  my feet in the middle of the roaches meat

They jumped out with bandanas on there heads.

Eating a loaf of bread crawling from all under the bed.

Those cockroaches had dreads in the heads

I looked around you can only imagine what I found.

They was doing eulogy one had the obituary in his hand.

 Telling all the other roaches stand.

I was standing in amazement wondering what the heck happened

That's when I heard this tapping and snapping.

 They was hitting on a little drum,

With there small thumbs singing swing low sweet cheerios,

Coming to care us home.

They finally give away for friends to say there fair well goodbyes

that's when the roaches  began to cry saying lord why they had to die?

That's when I found out six had died because they couldn't fly.

Four got raid laying eggs the other seven died from eating poison pie.

Those of you that can donate to the families that's in bereavement.

It will be a great achievement if we can stay at the roach motel.

cockroaches at my neighbors house.

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sparrowsong

Hello Rebekah...

Very fun write!

LOL!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

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Rebekah Robins

Thank you so much for you kind words and encouragement.

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Rebekah Robins

Lisa you are too funny you have me in tears over here lol

But I think I might try to take you up on that if the grammar fairy don't stop me.she's really out to get me because I'm a horrible

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Rebekah Robins

you Got me there,

you  keep it  up I will end up with novels lol 

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