Honey own up to your fart
Honey own up to your fart.
I'm not fabricating or discriminating.
I waited in hesitation aggravated.
frustrated because others are looking at me.
They think I let farts run free.
I'm opposed how you let them slide out.
Leaving me in confusion, without a route
No doubt I don't want your farts in the air
It's worst then a nuclear scare.
I'm not saying I don't love you
I know you know this is the truth,
but your farts have left me completely blue.
Before I say i do, can you get a clue?
What a horrible intoxication, making loud
Sounds making my face frown.
I would like to turn around, but your fart
has knocked me down.
You're looking like a sort of circus clown.
Some are silent with a little putt putt
Evaporating from your butt.
These are the worst kind, never leave them behind.
Honey own up to your farts.
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funny stuff Rebekah!
Grateful you enjoyed it
thanks you
LOL!! LOL!! LOL!!.... this is the most hysterically creative use of poetic license I have EVER read on COSMO!!.... and trust me, I've been around awhile......I, and my friend are sitting here STILL laughing and simultaneously in awe of the serious poetic chops it took to pull this off so perfectly ........are you REALLY marrying this guy!... or is this PURE fiction?...... either way .....and from wherever the inspiration came....... you've delivered an amazing piece here........ great sense of rhythm and timing so that it reads beautifully aloud!!....... so sorry I haven't read you before REBEKAH!! ......you're talented...... can't wait to read more from you........ALL STARS........PINNED for future reference!! (smiles)........WELĈOME to COSMO sweet poetess!!........LOVE and ROCKETS!!.........T xo. ?
Thank you so much.
as a comedian I just love to make others laugh
I humbly appreciate you for your encouragement.
Rebekah
You have really outdone yourself with this one!!!!! You have me rolling on the floor over here!!!!