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Casket Ready

Casket Ready

I felt a sort of explosion in my spirit

Watchingย her casketย made me feelย weary

Despair Wasย filling the air it was terrible

How could this happen to the little old lady

We called her the littleย old lady in the shoe

She had so many kids and baby ย daddy's

She didn't no what to do.

Her kids was standing every where

You couldn't helpย but to ย stare.

She had finally died with a smile on her face.

That no one couldย erase.ย 

Mr carter had been buttering her bread.ย 

That is what they said that'sย how

She endย up dead I said no way.

ย "not at eighth six

Could this be fix?

onlyย if Mr carter

Didn't have a great big ย d_ _ _.

Casket ready

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Rebekah Robins

Lisa thanks a million (despair)

appreciate the kind words of .encouragement

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Tony Taylor

LOL!!.... the last few lines cracked me up REBEKAH!!.....I hope you meant this intentionally to be funny...... because my friend and I were cracking up....... this was a very fun read my friend......ALL STARS...... well done sweet poetess!!.......LOVE and ROCKETS !!......T xo.ย ย  ?

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Rebekah Robins

thanks Tony you are truthfully inspirational.

hugs and kisses

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