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College Stats

College Stats

I came to my college class, hoping to get an “A”

However, I failed to realize the trouble I was in for today

Frequency distribution and standard deviations,

Are only the beginning of my simple definitions.

As he went into probabilities, time seemed to stop.

My mind kept racing as my IQ seemed to drop.

He began talking of proportions and writing symbols on the board.

And that is how I ended up in this little quiet psych ward.

 

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