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COMA-TOSSED...CUPID !?X

COMA-TOSSED...CUPID !?X

I KNEW MY CUPIDĀ 
WOULD BE A FAT - FUCKER !?
BY A MILE HE MISSED
COS..HE WAS SO PISSED!
THE STUPID SUCKER !
HE HAD TO MANY BEERS
IN HIS BELLY & SMASHED
UP MY FUCK N TELE!
THE STRING BROKEĀ 
ON HIS BOW!
NO GOOD RELYING
ON THIS FAT SO & SO!
NOW I,VE GOT TOĀ 
WAIT ANOTHER YEAR
NEXT YEAR,I.LLĀ PRAY FORĀ A FITTI
THAT,S NOT .SMASHED ON BEER!?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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