Comedy

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Pinocchio Deep In Thought

Satire

Pinocchio Deep In Thought

When I tell lies

wouldn’t it be more fun

if something else were to grow......

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Book cause I spend an...

out loud.

Book cause I spend an inordinate amount of time reading...

As a hypothetical argument
yours truly doth not aim
to be unfortunate recipient
of...

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A Poet's Death or Encore?

A Poet's Death or Encore?


If it not be love, please let me die
for it is I, and I alone
who can know
my...

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Try mumbo jumbo chicken...

Try mumbo jumbo chicken gumbo soup saith dumbo

Yours truly an unfortunate hostage
within Homo sapien zoo
presenting poetic hodge podge...

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Sommelier (full time...

Satire

Sommelier   (full time vacancy plus overtime)

I walked happily into my interview

already imagining
I was diving into a barrel of
...

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Detailing delicate...

Detailing delicate defecation debacle

Otherwise wordily titled: pooped out
after pouring bucketfuls of water into
place of...

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BACK TO THE WISHING WELL

BACK TO THE WISHING WELL

Do you have plans for today?

I'm very busy today Sparrowsong...

You're not doing anything...

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Poetess and the Pussy

Satire

Poetess and the Pussy


A great Poet once told me

“those who have never experienced madness
at least once in...

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SPARROWSONG IN THE WHITE HOUSE

SPARROWSONG IN THE WHITE HOUSE

Knock knock...

It's open...

Sparrowsong?

Hi...

Have you ever thought about...

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EVIL MENACE

Is this what it looks like?

Some say he's good...

Another example of calling something evil...

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A Few Words

A Few Words


So I'm writing to let you know
I Love You, that's just what I do
I think of you night...

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April fools' day -...

April fools' day - ordinarily all manner of tomfoolery abounds

Written/updated since last year
unlike any other
when out of this world
outlandish...

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NOT MADE UP

Some know my adventures...

​​​​​​Can and String...

Heads out bedroom windows having...

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How to attach a shower...

How to attach a shower curtain...

I revisit rather than write from scratch
a poem crafted May twenty third
two thousand and...

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FOLLOW THE LEADER

GOING DOWN?

Sure, why not?

sparrowsong

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A Very Fine Romance

A Very Fine Romance

Angus and Edna
fell in love

on a different plain
Heaven Or Hell?

they met,...

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MESSAGE WALL

MESSAGE WALL

I wanted so much for you to know a Wall was built to keep you from me or me from you...

I didn't...