Comedy

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THE VISION

THE VISION

If you need me I'll be in my room...

If you knock and I don't answer I will get back to you......

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Blunt edges of lower...

Blunt edges of lower dentures...

irksomely chafe and dig
(analogous to a bit size backhoe -
contracted courtesy local builders...

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Minion Lisa

Minion Lisa

And to think
they told me
the Botox wouldn't last.

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The Holiday

Married couple Satire

The Holiday

My husband
came home from work
and announced
he'd just won a holiday for two
...

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Indecent Proposal

Humour

Indecent Proposal


Oh, Shakespeare my darling, to thee I do speak
of a time in my being, I wish we could meet...

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MADE IT TO ITALY

MADE IT TO ITALY

While they remove Comedy from the United States of America...

They send it to Italy as a gesture...

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Breakfast Surprise

Nurseryrhyme Satire

Breakfast Surprise

Humpty Dumpty
jumped off the wall
to take a nice long
morning stroll
...

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BACK PEDALING ON A BICYCLE

Under Biden

BACK PEDALING ON A BICYCLE

Where is the Bicycle Joe Biden was riding?

A. In his Garage with his car and paperwork?

B....

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Troll Time

Satire

Troll Time

Beware, beware
they're hiding everywhere
some are pretty some are grand
some are...

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a driving test from hell

Alright, picture this: We're in the middle of a bustling DMV.
There's a lady here, she's about as...

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ON THE BUS 2

ON THE BUS 2

The sleepy que coordinates itself into one morning entity, boarding seats of metallic glass and engine...

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AN IMPISH POEM

AN IMPISH POEM

IT WAS LATE NOVEMBER, IF I STILL REMEMBER
WHEN THEY DESCENDED FROM HEAVEN’S HEIGHT,
...

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SEPARATE LIVES

SEPARATE LIVES

The Boss...

Teachers...

Life...

A Journey on Every Path...

sparrowsong

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IN THE LAND OF CONFUSION

IN THE LAND OF CONFUSION

Things are not always as it seems...

Things go in different directions...

We can close our...

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lets eat grandma

Punctuation saves lives, they say,
With a comma, we keep dismay at bay.
"Let's eat, Grandma...

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The old fart (alter cocker)...

The old fart (alter cocker) shuffle

as one fairly long run on sentence
unwittingly made locally famous
courtesy residents here at...

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WOLLMAN ICE RINK

WOLLMAN ICE RINK

Location...

Central Park...

Old History...

Donald J. Trump put his money in it when...