Comedy

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Only One Thing Can Silence me

Only One Thing Can Silence me

With much deep reflection
and with profound regret

I have decided...

I will only...

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Ledge Musings

Ledge Musings

Go out on that ledge..
and take a strong stand..

Take your disillusioned toes
right...

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I made a good impression...

I made a good impression today April 19th, 2023...

getting fitted for a new pair of dentures
at Liberty Dental in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania;
...

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Blind Date

Blind Date

So, I walk into the pub, I’m walking in blind
don’t know who I’m meeting
no idea, who I’ll...

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WANT TO GO TO THE SKY?

WANT TO GO TO THE SKY?

If you find some time today and you want to try something different?

The Sky is the Limit......

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WORKING LADIES

WORKING LADIES

Break Time...

Right?

You have an hour?

​​​​​​Wouldn't that make it for a Hi How was...

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Don't feel the love

In a relationship, yet feel so alone,
Like if I didn't have my daughter I'd be just another lonely...

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UNFAIR FIGHT

Out there on display...

You have tied the hands of your opponent...

If you fought fair...

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Don’t run away from a poet

Don’t run away from a poet
In the world, they will know it
They will show it on their faces...

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Pinocchio Deep In Thought

Satire

Pinocchio Deep In Thought

When I tell lies

wouldn’t it be more fun

if something else were to grow......

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Book cause I spend an...

out loud.

Book cause I spend an inordinate amount of time reading...

As a hypothetical argument
yours truly doth not aim
to be unfortunate recipient
of...

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A Poet's Death or Encore?

A Poet's Death or Encore?


If it not be love, please let me die
for it is I, and I alone
who can know
my...

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Try mumbo jumbo chicken...

Try mumbo jumbo chicken gumbo soup saith dumbo

Yours truly an unfortunate hostage
within Homo sapien zoo
presenting poetic hodge podge...

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Sommelier (full time...

Satire

Sommelier   (full time vacancy plus overtime)

I walked happily into my interview

already imagining
I was diving into a barrel of
...

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Detailing delicate...

Detailing delicate defecation debacle

Otherwise wordily titled: pooped out
after pouring bucketfuls of water into
place of...

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BACK TO THE WISHING WELL

BACK TO THE WISHING WELL

Do you have plans for today?

I'm very busy today Sparrowsong...

You're not doing anything...

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Poetess and the Pussy

Satire

Poetess and the Pussy


A great Poet once told me

“those who have never experienced madness
at least once in...