Comedy

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GROUCHY ONE

LOVE STYLE

GROUCHY ONE

Have you ever tried loving a grouchy one?

​​​​​​Grunting sounds come easy when just the right...

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MEMORIES FORWARD

MEMORIES FORWARD

Though I was too young for the Nightlife in New York...

I was never too young to Dance......

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CLEAR AS CRYSTAL

CLEAR AS CRYSTAL

You can't steal Joy from the Angels...

You can't block their path...

You may choose to...

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Musing with Mozart

Musing with Mozart


Just sitting on the grand piano stool in silence?
my fingers placed upon its keys

...

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Little Tommy Titbit

Little Tommy Titbit


Little Tommy Titbit
was a naughty little boy
he loved all types of boobies
and...

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Mindfuck

I have to mindfuck myself
To get myself
To mind myself.
After all mom and dad knew...

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To and from

To Gail love Steve
No handwritten note
Or message of love
Just the printed one in the...

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Oh Mondseer: the muck cob...

Oh Mondseer: the muck cob brie muenster saga...,

crafted when Wallace and Gromit
returned from their trip to the moon,
which I can prov-olone...

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THE FAMILY BUSINESS

Great ideas...

Collaboration...

Family?

Does it have to be in blood only?

...

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SOUTHERN FIRED FRIED

Working in the South to try and sell a person for votes from the South Voters...

I see your point...

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Sebaceous glands connected...

Sebaceous glands connected to follicles secrete an oily substance called sebum

With a title deeply rooted
in subject matter iterated above
invariably makes for hair raising...

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AWW THEY KNOCKED THEIR...

AWW THEY KNOCKED THEIR TOWER DOWN

Are you going forward?

Did you go back from where you came?

When your family touches...

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Bed Bath and Beyond

Satire

Bed Bath and Beyond

So they told me even before I arrived
I’d be on the 15th floor
I replied, hell no I hate...

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MEAN KIDS ON THE BLOCK

They are so mean...

Who sparrowsong?

Owl again?

Very funny...

Oh thank you...

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GIVING THANKS

GIVING THANKS

I received a message...

Give Thanks...

When I inquired...

It came back to the World...

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Mein kampf synonymous as a...

Mein kampf synonymous as a blooper

Writer of these words,
a former Lower Providence inhabitant,
who dwelled within darkest...

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PLAY IN THE MOON

PLAY IN THE MOON

We can turn the Moon into our Globe if we try...

We can get out of here if only for a minute......