Comedy

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FIVE DAYS

FIVE DAYS

State number one...

December 7, 1787

Delaware...

State number two...

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UNTIL THE DEVIL LAUGHS

You know you must be okay...

When you can make the Devil laugh...

sparrowsong

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Blech - impossible mission...

Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea...

When the entire mug awash
with floating leavings
by golly by gosh,
sipping said herbal...

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RESEARCHED A TAD

Answer for ZUCCHINIJOEE

RESEARCHED A TAD

I thought to clear the air for the reason I didn't message you...

Seeing you didn't leave me any...

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NEITHER ARE YOU

ROMANS 2:1

NEITHER ARE YOU

What have you done in perfect standing?

Truthful words?

Everything in the open?

...

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I THINK A GRASSHOPPER CAN...

Oh the words of Nikki Haley...

She's certain she can beat Joe Biden in the General Election......

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TRUMP RAP AND BIRDS

Cool one Rez

TRUMP RAP AND BIRDS

Hey Rez...

Thank you for showing us you have more...

Over Two Hundred Thousand Views......

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Sassy sobriquets schooled...

studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe

Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks...

My utmost humblest apology
for inducing the following
cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium...

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TO ARGENTINA

We were warned to stay out of Russia

TO ARGENTINA

Hello Argentina...

You're on the list?

Do you all feel that way?

Cool image......

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FOLLOW FREE

FOLLOW THEE

FOLLOW FREE

Follow thee through the fields of flowers...

Done better with no allergies...

​​​​​​Just...

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With the emotional...

And the heart of a man

Can a deep look in the eye still be a lie?
(No, it's truth)
From the first kiss can you tell...

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?

Crash!

Bang!

​​​​​​Clank...

Clunk...

Oops there it is...

...

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I also feel blasé today...

I also feel blasé today February 19th, 2024

Linkedin to being lax,
and shirking house cleaning tasks,
which negligence cost us
(...

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STEPHEN COLBERT

ANNOUNCEMENT

He said "Stupidity and Corruption you're on the right side."

He has a special show for you......

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My Ode To Parkinson’s

My Ode To Parkinson’s

Parkinson’s is the most dreadful disease,
My legs want to move, but my feet….they just freeze!...

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Palacic Mirage

Through my own Way!

Palacic Mirage

I was wondering through the endless routes,
On a mission to get through the glasses.
Every...

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My Dog Ate My Homework

My Dog Ate My Homework

I'm going to tell you a story,
I swear its 100% true..

About what happened to my homework,...