Comedy

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You Smell!

You Smell!

Every time I am near you, your odor reigns strong!
Like a ripe, cabbage-dipped skunk, sweating in a...

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Steppford Buttercross

Steppford Buttercross

forty degrees outside of
her Chanel twinset..
(Ambient Temperature)
yet she
...

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FUNNY whitegirl RAP (don&...

FUNNY whitegirl RAP (don't take offense)

Bitch you weak
you fuckin stink
washin your pussy
in the sink?!
you lil hoes...

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The Consequences of Dumping...

The Consequences of Dumping SuperGirl

I dumped SuperGirl because her boobs are hard as rocks.

They are literally harder...

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Rewriting The Rule Book

Rewriting The Rule Book

When everything seems the same and nothing changes
It is up to you to make this world completely...

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Feel The Kiss

Shimmering In Dim Light Of Stars;
Moon Hidden By Earth.

Sharp and Slim,
Pressed...

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Poem The Queen


​​​​​​I seen the queen on TV I couldn't believe it was for free!!! I dreamt I was going down the...

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Common sense

Common sense

" Common Sense " it's like loose change .....
Most people leave it at home !

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Disembodied Entities

Disembodied Entities

walking away
Disembodied
Deranged Lovers
What was once is still
walking away...

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Alcohol

Alcohol

Alcohol, they say, takes your inhibitions away
Makes you say things you would not otherwise say...

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I love my dinosaur (for my...

I love my dinosaur and my dinosaur loves me,

Even though he roars and bares his teeth,

Even...

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Growing back

Watching the seasons change makes me feel alive inside. Knowing that a trees leaves can bloom and grow only...

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marathon

marathon

Breathe on beat
Have to compete
No such defeat
Can not complete
The goal to...

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no Trees

When there is no shade
there is no tree.

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15 WORD POEMS

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Dr. Zeus

Dr. Zeus

Dr Zeus

"You are fat fat you are
How do You think you got this far
Fat you are how...

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unequally yoked

unequally yoked

unequally fucking yoked
its really a joke
to be unequally yoked
he never popped up...