Comedy

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To My In Laws

Dan as we both know
I will be marrying your son
It's been a long time coming
But soon...

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THINK and WONDER

THINK and WONDER

Sometimes I think
And wonder why
Birds must shit
While they fly

Why autumn...

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Left Hand Man

Left Hand Man

We split about two months ago
And now that I've got no one to pass the time
Everything's in...

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THE 3 BEARS JOKE

THE 3 BEARS JOKE

The 3 Bears, father mother and baby bear just ate breakfast and now need to go for a walk so thay go out...

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Dimitra

I hope it's not too much.

Are you going somewhere in a rush?

I'm the friend that you're...

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if you don't have your...

if you don't have your cake and eat it

Mrs. Wooley was formidable..
at a hundred she stood her ground
her dish cloths were white...

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cold turkey

cold turkey

little by little
bit by bit
the cold turkey
appeared
until it was
all...

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Why

A man and his daughter
Were walking home from the zoo
The little girl asked her father...

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A Favor

Remember the other day
When you asked which flavor
Of lip gloss you should use
Well I...

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Land of Make Believe

Why, hello there
Are you busy this New Year's Eve
Why not join me
In the land of make...

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Because We're Young

Parents will yell at you
When your music is too loud
It's not a big deal
They don't...

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Do's and dont's

When the fight is over tell someone a secret.after your adventures call a king a liar.when you kiss magic...

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A giggle to death..

A giggle to death..

The giggles

A blink to life...

a mighty crown ...he is happy ....to be ..a king a smile...

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Time for nonsense ...

Time for nonsense ...

The giggles spar in nights of wonder in open air a scent of green paper towels to spread upon the play of...

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sandwich choices

Sandwich Choices

There are so many choices to be had

When ordering a sandwich

What...

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Reality Check

Day dreaming is so easy
Especially in school
What if I was a star
Man, wouldn't that...

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PANE

PANE

Don’t drink glue

And

Then eat glass

You’ll have a pane

Come

Out...