Comedy

I hate texting sometimes. I feel like the emotion and what you're really trying to say doesn't go through,...

I put myself out there, I mean, out on the net

Said I was handsome, and drove a new Corvette...

Cherie ever here the butten joke, Cherie no I haven't, When I was kid we were so poor we couldn't afford...

This is real life it tests you see
I am grateful to live and I'm grateful to be
This is what...

Today's Youth

And the lingo we use

Makes old people mad, belittled and confused

We...

lll

Don't walk on grass
When it's wet
Or if it's moist with dew

Cause you may get
...

Do you like my poems?
Think they're good?
Did they move your soul?
I wish they would...

What are teenage girls made of
Sugar, spice and everything nice
But when I looked at you...

What would you do?
While on a walk
If you met a dog
That could actually talk

...

I don't know how I got here
I only drank a few beers
But who cares

The lights were...

Want to play a game
I promise it's a lot of fun
What is the name?
Simon Says, a game...

hello my lovely roommate, rent was due today

you avoided my phone calls and I could not pay...

I have traveled, long hard roads
Sailed atop, those stormy seas
Climbed the highest mountain...

An elegant widows peak adorns him
with a crown of raven hair echoing
Masculinity, Oh! Why so...

Never yet have I seen a face that is
More deserving of the word perfection.
No one's eyes...

I could be your friend if you’re alone
Like my habesha friends, Mabel and Filmon
Or I could...