Comedy

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Defeated Penis

Defeated Penis

You were the one
who....came silhouetting sexily
through a barely lit bedroom door,
...

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CENTENARIAN

CENTENARIAN

If your wife, has ninety-nine cents
And you, have nary a penny
Then, don't give it to her...

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LOL!!!

LOL!!!

LOL!!!
Three letters exclaimed.
No need to reply,
Just laugh out in vein.

...

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MY INTRO

"MY INTRO"

Yeah I'm a poet and it's time you know it let me dust off my pad and my pen

Cuz...

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More senseless murder

You've done it again
You've gone and taken lives
You didnt do it with a bomb
This time...

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In my dreams

In my dreams
There's no gangs, knives or guns
No one is bullied
Our kids all have fun...

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YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT?

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT?

Sparrowsong would you like a snack?

A snack?

Yes...

What are you having?

...

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Body surfIng

Body surfIng

To YOU MY love , body surfing is most loved sport in the world. If you know how to body surf with your...

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A red lion

A red lion

And the class went silent.

It was time to look at their faces.

The truth revealed......

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Buzzed

Buzzed

I have been red

I have been black

I have been blonde

But never felt such freedom as...

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Read All About It

Paper open, fear inside,

3 dead, their sure it's homicide.

I turn the page I must read on...

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Swings Both Ways

Hole one, par 4, driver, ball on tee,

I'm Nicklaus, I'm Hogan, I'm Woods, I'm Seve.

My...

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Embrace

Embrace

looking Up.

i continue to embrace my given life

the love

my soul in light...

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Penny Flapjack

Penny Flapjack

Penny Flapjack, like a warm breeze,

Plucked my heartstrings from a deep freeze.

Every...

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Times are a'changing!

Times are a'changing!

It’s hard to tell a stranger quite how pissed off I can feel,

to always be the ‘fall guy’ every...

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Poetry is Like

Poetry is Like

There is never a wrong way to eat a doughnut

So round…. So perfectly round

You can have...

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PTSD

PTSD

Part time sarcastic drama

Pretending to socially develop

Planning to seek donuts

...