Comedy

I'm as cute as a button
But I'm not strutten
My beautiful looks around

I may be the...

I listened to flippancy
he was chatting
in his native tongue
I have met flippancy...

Norman Gorman was a strange man
Norman Gorman drove a dirty yellow van
Norman Gorman...

I can't sleep
I mean, I can
I've done it plenty of times before
But tonight it's like...

She sat in the warmth of water
roses petals to sooth her thoughts
To cleanse her heart of...

The summer dress of red in fine tight skin of shapes in fitness.

Silky to my eyes delight...a want...

He did something new today
I saw it in his eyes and I read it in his words
if he gave me just...

To the cute girl at McDonalds,

Firstly, allow me to apologize
I don't wanna come across as...

She sells seashells by the sea shore. But if she sells so many seashells, why is she still poor?

...

I know Tai Bo
Sorry, that was a typo
I meant to say I know how to tie a tie bow
And I'...

Hail and mist
and dust to dust

Count you blessings
For pain is pain

From...

I am NOT a German Shepherd! I am American!
My paws are supreme over foes, I'm wild like I'm...

Every time I am near you, your odor reigns strong!
Like a ripe, cabbage-dipped skunk, sweating in a...

forty degrees outside of
her Chanel twinset..
(Ambient Temperature)
yet she
...

Bitch you weak
you fuckin stink
washin your pussy
in the sink?!
you lil hoes...

I dumped SuperGirl because her boobs are hard as rocks.

They are literally harder...

When everything seems the same and nothing changes
It is up to you to make this world completely...