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Seashells

She sells seashells by the sea shore. But if she sells so many seashells, why is she still poor?

Surely someone selling such a surplus of shelly seaside supplies, would earn a sufficient salary on which she could easily survive.
Sadly she sells and sells but still the shells don't supply her needs, so still she shall seek outside help cause she's got six kids to feed.

Its not just her mouth that's starving there's Shelly, Sally, Scotty, Sammy, sweet young Sarah and baby Steve.
To feed six such sweethearts off a seashell sellers salary would seem impossible but she's got something up her sleeve.

She's moving to the township with her satchel full of shells to become a street side seashell auctioneer, cause selling seashells by the seaside is sorta stupid since the shells just came from there.

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Samantha

Chad, your poems are such a joy to read. Your mind is wonderful. Sam ?

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Chad Munro

Thank you very much Samantha! I only discovered this website about 15 minutes ago but I will publish more asap! Really enjoyed your poetry too :)

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