Comedy

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Don't walk on grass
When it's wet
Or if it's moist with dew

Cause you may get
...

Do you like my poems?
Think they're good?
Did they move your soul?
I wish they would...

What are teenage girls made of
Sugar, spice and everything nice
But when I looked at you...

What would you do?
While on a walk
If you met a dog
That could actually talk

...

I don't know how I got here
I only drank a few beers
But who cares

The lights were...

Want to play a game
I promise it's a lot of fun
What is the name?
Simon Says, a game...

hello my lovely roommate, rent was due today

you avoided my phone calls and I could not pay...

I have traveled, long hard roads
Sailed atop, those stormy seas
Climbed the highest mountain...

An elegant widows peak adorns him
with a crown of raven hair echoing
Masculinity, Oh! Why so...

Never yet have I seen a face that is
More deserving of the word perfection.
No one's eyes...

I could be your friend if you’re alone
Like my habesha friends, Mabel and Filmon
Or I could...

You were the one
who....came silhouetting sexily
through a barely lit bedroom door,
...

If your wife, has ninety-nine cents
And you, have nary a penny
Then, don't give it to her...

LOL!!!
Three letters exclaimed.
No need to reply,
Just laugh out in vein.

...

"MY INTRO"

Yeah I'm a poet and it's time you know it let me dust off my pad and my pen

Cuz...

You've done it again
You've gone and taken lives
You didnt do it with a bomb
This time...