Comedy

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Wonder woman

Is this Wonder Woman, with her thick brown curly hair?

She does not seem to have a cape or golden...

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She can't ?

She can't get out of bed in the morning because her body's so tired, she can't brush her hair because she's...

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Stolen childhood

If you should find my childhood, can you tell it where I am?

It seemed to have passed me by ,as...

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Mama Always Called Me Gypsy

Mama Always Called Me Gypsy

Mommy always called me Gypsy
after Gypsy Rose Lee.
Seems I loved high-heels and jewelry...

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"Love thy Neighbour(s)...

"Love thy Neighbour(s)"

“People don’t want to know how well you’re doing; they want to know how bad it’s going! ‘How's Dad?’ Always...

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Pound pup

I was cute,
For a while,
Pounced and played,
And made you smile,
Little licks...

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They.

They.

They
They never asked only assumed.
That those laughs and smiles were what fabricated me ....

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To tired

To tired to sleep I can't even rest, my minds thinking over time sleep doesn't even occur, I can't sleep,...

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starfish and paper airplanes

star fish and paper airplanes

walking down a lane

with my friend shane

oh no where'...

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I am not a poet

I am not a poet

T hey told me i am not to good enough

the water flows in karma to their doubt

then i sat...

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Be the one

Be the one

I'm the product of misspent youth -

The inconsistant conundrum of truth -

The lie that's...

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IT'S NOT A PARACHUTE

IT'S NOT A PARACHUTE

Sparrowsong there's a package in your room...

A package?

Yes...

Put it on......

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Gypsy Blood

Gypsy Blood

Daddy said he was a Gypsy
he loved to ride the rails.
He would fill our heads with stories...

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penguins and sharks

penguins and sharks

are pretty dark

i eat starks

and go to the park

i leave...

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Thingy the Alien.

Thingy the Alien.

He, if it was a he, was like,
A sort of electronic vegetable thingy,
With a back-pac of wires...

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deep

Hump me, fuck me
Daddy better make me choke (you better)
Hump me, fuck me
My tunnel...

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It was you?

So it was you this whole time, huh? The so called charmer. My Romeo, my prince, my knight in shinning armor...