Comedy

I wonder where that 1 sock goes..
When put in the machine..
In they go as a pair to get them...

You can break what isn’t broken

But you can’t fix what isn’t broken

Unless you break it...

An image will paint 1000 words

For I have none to say

Humanity, indignity, death...

Acceptance means more than just acknowledging pain and that it is organic.
Acceptance requires...

For me, you were the endless gush of water

flowing from one end to another, and I suffered from an...

...a limerick for Larry Ran,
written in response to his limerick, "Russian Roulette"

Poetic...

Lie here waiting, agitating,

Awake, since the crack of dawn;

Sun is rising, I’m despising...

And so the truth of the matter is, I was born and bred in an atmosphere of complete emptiness and sadness,...

I am not here saying you have to die.
Mentally, you will
Physically, you don't have to...

Q: Donald Trump is on a sinking ship! Who gets saved? A: The Country!!

I could hear a funny...

Don't mix with alcohol

women's one size fits all

Take

With our without food...

Believe. There is good out there’; ‘Beware the bearers of false gifts and their broken promises’; ‘We...

What a mess

I do confess

300.000 dead in Syria alone

What a mess

I do...

To be precise," Mr O'Brien said, "we need $US4.4 billion by July".

Without a major infusion of...

Im in need of your help I'm tired of you beating me down dear police officer can you stop hitting me can...

Every day without fail

Out comes my holy grail

A tablespoon of apple cider vinegar...

shall I be the mighty monster that eats the smaller beast

maybe let it go and find it again when it...