Comedy

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Where does that one sock go?

I wonder where that 1 sock goes..
When put in the machine..
In they go as a pair to get them...

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Break ....... broken

Break ....... broken

You can break what isn’t broken

But you can’t fix what isn’t broken

Unless you break it...

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little girl lost

little girl lost

An image will paint 1000 words

For I have none to say

Humanity, indignity, death...

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Acceptance

Acceptance means more than just acknowledging pain and that it is organic.
Acceptance requires...

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Thirst

For me, you were the endless gush of water

flowing from one end to another, and I suffered from an...

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Seditious Verses

Seditious Verses

...a limerick for Larry Ran,
written in response to his limerick, "Russian Roulette"

Poetic...

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Sunday morning, late...

Sunday morning, late newspaper blues

Lie here waiting, agitating,

Awake, since the crack of dawn;

Sun is rising, I’m despising...

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Blame

And so the truth of the matter is, I was born and bred in an atmosphere of complete emptiness and sadness,...

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An unatural death

I am not here saying you have to die.
Mentally, you will
Physically, you don't have to...

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THE TWIT CLUB TITLED "...

THE TWIT CLUB TITLED "HIM INDOORS!"

Q: Donald Trump is on a sinking ship! Who gets saved? A: The Country!!

I could hear a funny...

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Label yourself warned

Label yourself warned

Don't mix with alcohol

women's one size fits all

Take

With our without food...

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Crop circles - We are not...

Crop circles - We are not alone

Believe. There is good out there’; ‘Beware the bearers of false gifts and their broken promises’; ‘We...

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WHAT A MESS

WHAT A MESS

What a mess

I do confess

300.000 dead in Syria alone

What a mess

I do...

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No one gives a fucK

No one gives a fucK

To be precise," Mr O'Brien said, "we need $US4.4 billion by July".

Without a major infusion of...

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Dear police officer

Im in need of your help I'm tired of you beating me down dear police officer can you stop hitting me can...

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Reducing my cholesterol

Reducing my cholesterol

Every day without fail

Out comes my holy grail

A tablespoon of apple cider vinegar...

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Untitled (don't know why)

Untitled (don't know why)

shall I be the mighty monster that eats the smaller beast

maybe let it go and find it again when it...