Comedy

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I laid me body stomach down...

I laid me body stomach down atop a grassy knoll...

here at Highland Manor Apartments
earlier today Juneteenth 2022,
(a pitch perfect spring day...

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All about Me

All about Me

Happy Fathers Day
a day erected for the men who slave
have a happy day
May your kids...

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GUESS WHAT I AM

I always seem to be opened whenever you're hot
I'm also firmly closed and locked when you're not...

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Chicken for Dinner

Chicken for Dinner

Let me give you a little story
Listen and don’t chicken out
when you pull off the head of a...

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I imagine relief while...

I imagine relief while feeling comfortably numb...

anesthetized courtesy central air

analogous to gulping down
a tall glass of ice cold water...

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Never Be Sad

Never Be Sad

Lately I’ve been roaming my mind
hoping for something nice to find
its not all that bad...

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When I Look šŸ‘€ in my Mirror

When I Look šŸ‘€ in my Mirror

So I looked in the mirror
and said to myself
Yo yo yo
Life is backwards
I...

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Never See You again

Never See You again

I might have forgot to mention
I’m probably stoned
or really lonely when I write āœļø these...

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People Say

People Say

People say
how can he just stay so cool
he’s not welcome anywhere
he’s a drunk and a...

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Average Size Non Boldface...

In Times New Roman, I font
to hitch wagon to a star.

Alias Adobe Jenson Albertus Aldus here...

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Love you Dear

Love you Dear

He can make anything that you do
into a poem
His senses are amazing
You won’t see him...

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Fight Me

Your benevolent masters use flying monkeys to manipulate you.
Did you really think the Kool-aid...

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Shove a patch of pickled...

Shove a patch of pickled peppers

Don’t pick apart my poetry
I may be obsessed with the letter P
please, people, peanuts 🄜,...

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You can’t save the lost

You can’t save the lost

Some of you would laugh at me
I have no interest in writing poetry
but that is my gift...

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Wise Up

Wise Up

Wise men do wise things
open your mind
let life seep in
thats how you learn
Do...

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Matthew Scott Harris, whar...

Matthew Scott Harris, whar art thou spunk?

The following admission
honest to dogness haint no bunk
nobody, but yours truly
bore...

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Whistler’s Mother

Whistler’s Mother

Whistlerā€˜s Mother is a painting
Like no other as she sits in her chair
The colors are so fair...