Comedy

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After serving six long hard...

After serving six long hard years at Methacton State penitentiary...

as mini reunion number
XLV fast approaches
Saturday, April 30th, 7:00 pm
until 10:00...

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Swing Sets And Jungle Gyms

(or swing sets and monkey bars)

Swing Sets And Jungle Gyms

A pitch perfect spring day
such as today April 8th, 2022
within quaint hamlet
of...

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Come Back Home

Come Back Home

It might as well be written in stone
I’ve never loved anything as much as I love you
so I...

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The first anniversary since...

with pistachio shells April 3rd, 2021

The first anniversary since being pelted...

sitting in the exact same chair
yours truly sat three hundred
and sixty five days ago....

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WORDS STARTING WITH TEN


So here is a poem that I hope will make sense
Sure it will be stressful and possibly tense...

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BODY BEAUTIFUL

Nose full of snot onto the tissue it comes
Head is pounding sounding like African drums
Eyes...

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Here but not here

Here but not here

Dear Best friend of always
We once ruled our lives with fire,
Good times good laughs, the...

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I made a beeline bustle

I made a beeline bustle

Hurriedly enroute to her royal majesty
porcelain goddess throne
whereupon earlier today...

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Imp

Imp

Insomniac
Imp awaiting
Is it sleep you’re
Contemplating?
Close your eyes...

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I discovered miscellaneous...

I discovered miscellaneous meaningless hodgepodge...

dating back circa: Age of computer antiquity
mine signature worthless gibberish
found...

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No more

No more

It was a quiet day I wanted to kiss the world.
No more riot in this abyss town.
The trees...

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Wordsmith's Veneration...

Wordsmith's Veneration...

Methinks, I post literary endeavors inxs
but tis with blood, sweat and tears
in case ye did...

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The General Lee In Actual...

The General Lee In Actual Reality

The Duke boys have to constantly buy General Lees because when they jump one, they total it.
They...

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Spam Risk

Spam Risk

Hello spam risk
I could not resist
your calls every hour

you needed me so
I...

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Fun net ticks and sill lab...

Fun net ticks and sill lab buff hick aye shun

curt hissy Matthew Scott Harris
who wishes ewe well
to make $cents of the following
...

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Heaven

Heaven

I really think I died and live in Heaven
you might think life’s hell but you don’t live forever...

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Somnambulant schlemiel...

Somnambulant schlemiel schleps...and says Shalom...

to anonymous readers March 22nd, 2022
(blustery and chilly Tuesday)
reminiscing about mein...