Comedy

The following initially crafted approximately three and a half years ago and presently brought a much...

My underwears are holy
5 years old and threadbare

I spend not much on grooming
Just...

No matter unseasonably
blustery March like weather
prevails across my neck of the woods...

I love my mouse 🐁 he lives under my dryer
I have decided that he and I
will live here...

and/or try distilling my spirits
at losing gamble
if curious (by George) proceed
...

Rin tin tin challenged his friend to a game
Rat tat tat was the other challengers name
Both...

I saw a lovely black cat cross my path today
Bad luck will now befell me some might say
In...

All the fruits showed so much self control
Not one of them minded going into a bowl
The...

Absolute zero escape
velocity guts dance
sing days (contra and square),
cuz metabolic...

Should I share my poetry
or should I keep it all for me
it’s not my blood
Should I...

just dawned upon me awareness today
April 20th, 2022 14:30 military time.
Unvoiced law of the...

Poet of Perkiomen Valley
discovered aforementioned titled poem
about thirty months ago he...

Five others like me were part of a friendly group
Soon to be disbanded alas in one foul swoop...

Writing prompts burst asunder
snap, crackle, and sweet Mary poppin
within me scrambled noggin...

Life is way too good
I shouldn’t even be writing
✍️

Love all my girls
...

Ancestors and aliens?
Ancestors are aliens?
Well I am not one
For controversy
...

With age I knew every page of my life would be blessed with wisdom
My poems would rhyme, my gray...