Comedy

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I am ill eke quipped to...

I am ill eke quipped to dusk hoover dawn ting task of badinage

This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e...

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Detailing delicate...

otherwise wordily titled: pooped out
after pouring bucketfuls of water into
place of...

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Smiling

Smiling

She just started smiling
every time I saw her
so the way I figured
that’s a good...

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What are you Watching

What are you Watching

Oh yes I want to watch that show
but there is only one way to get a ticket
you got believe...

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Just Like You

Just Like You

Just like you
i’m empty and lonely too
I can’t even accept myself
I’m just like you...

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SEVENTY YEARS

For seventy years she has been on the throne
Her bottom must be sore but she doesn't groan
...

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KNOW YOUR ONIONS

Take off my skin I won't cry but you will
I'm sure I'll give that burger an extra thrill
...

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Poem revised Memorial Day...

Flagrante delict adulterous sordid behavior
automatically linkedin with Lothario;
an...

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Little White lie

Little White lie

How many times
when we tell a little white lie they tell you
put your money in the basket...

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I had a thought

I had a thought

I had a thought
then I lost it
so I waited for one to come
I couldn’t think
I’...

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PICKLES THE CAT

Pickles the cat is a very funny feline
See him about how I wish he was mine
He climbs a tall...

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Nothing Left But The Next...

Bloodline families will stop at nothing
killing 19 children

No problem

Killing a...

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Ach chooo

Ach chooo

That sneeze 🤧 just knocked
me off my feet 🦶
and here comes another
That sneeze got me...

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I crowned the write full...

The following moniker ā€œinnocent pranksterā€
awarded, hashtagged, and qualified wife
as...

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You Don’t Need Words

I forget what I wanted to say today
so I said very little
don’t get me wrong I’ve been...

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On Lacking Sticktoitiveness

On Lacking Sticktoitiveness

Most of my Lix spittle
+ four anniversaries
since exiting birth canal
as full term...

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Roses 🌹 for You

Roses 🌹 for You

I’m gonna clip you a dozen red roses
🌹
I’m gonna grow them myself
I’m gonna give you...