This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith, (i.e...
otherwise wordily titled: pooped out after pouring bucketfuls of water into place of...
She just started smiling every time I saw her so the way I figured thatās a good...
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Oh yes I want to watch that show but there is only one way to get a ticket you got believe...
Just like you iām empty and lonely too I canāt even accept myself Iām just like you...
For seventy years she has been on the throne Her bottom must be sore but she doesn't groan ...
Take off my skin I won't cry but you will I'm sure I'll give that burger an extra thrill ...
Flagrante delict adulterous sordid behavior automatically linkedin with Lothario; an...
How many times when we tell a little white lie they tell you put your money in the basket...
I had a thought then I lost it so I waited for one to come I couldnāt think Iā...
Pickles the cat is a very funny feline See him about how I wish he was mine He climbs a tall...
Bloodline families will stop at nothing killing 19 children
No problem
Killing a...
That sneeze 𤧠just knocked me off my feet 𦶠and here comes another That sneeze got me...
The following moniker āinnocent pranksterā awarded, hashtagged, and qualified wife as...
I forget what I wanted to say today so I said very little donāt get me wrong Iāve been...
Most of my Lix spittle + four anniversaries since exiting birth canal as full term...
Iām gonna clip you a dozen red roses š¹ Iām gonna grow them myself Iām gonna give you...