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Thumbs up Biotch

Thumbs up Biotch

I know it sounds dumbπŸ‘
but don’t we all text with our thumbs
think it about the way that you...

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MALE AND FEMALE ANIMALS


The male and female have a very different name
However the actual animal remain the same...

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THIRD LETTER IS O

So outside on my lawn there was some snow
The lawn was white and on it there stood a crow
I...

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Choices Of Past Forebears

Choices Of Past Forebears

Random chain of events
preceded occurrence re:
guarding existence of me
interminable...

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The last hoorah of old man...

The last hoorah of old man winter 2022?

March twelfth Ded Moroz
struts his white stuff
first real substantial puncheon
found...

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Twangled in a tangle 🀣

Twangled in a tangle 🀣

She is twangled in a tangle, tied up in tussled knots

Wearing her short skimpy skirt dancing dippy...

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Daylight Savings Time –...

Daylight Savings Time – March 13th, 2022

A long time graduate courtesy
Hard Knocks alum,
once again yours truly
posts...

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Argh Daylight Savings Time ...

Argh Daylight Savings Time – March 13th, 2022

Once again, yours truly
dishes out his regular dose
of literary gobbledygook
even...

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Up up the fly away wig doth...

Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2022...

Went off for hair raising shindig
donning noggin of villager in Nigg
(historic county of Ross...

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National Panic Wednesday...

National Panic Wednesday March 9th, 2022 actually... every day

Founded by Tom and Ruth Roy
solely to acknowledge hardship
of A. R. Harris
and her...

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Slammed

Slammed

Like a four leaf clover
without Barnes and
noble,
Im not shy and won’t
lie to...

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Lyric micro essay...

Lyric micro essay masquerades as odd poetic story

Mild dystopian cracks open
cobwebbed laden figurative door
to my super charged
...

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The Holy Shit Trinity

The Holy Shit Trinity

Jesus.. Guns.. Babies ..

Pro Life Christianity
that will kill you
with a Second...

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Punxsutawney

Punxsutawney

Regina spring, infinitely wise.
Proclaims solstice must arise.
Bidding, perform magistracy....

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Oodles Of Google Doodles...

Oodles Of Google Doodles...

visually delicious as germane strudels
the following cooked years ago
courtesy me noggin...

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CLOULDS IN MY TEA

CLOULDS IN MY TEA

Their was clouds in my tea
As i sit by the sea watching
the birds fly free,

Their was...

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Pancake day 🀣

Pancake day 🀣

Everyone is at it !!
It’s a knack you may say
Tossing it up and down
Catching it in...