Comedy

dramatically expanding spouse,
when adorning buttons
pop off undersized blouse
which...

The goose keep on shitting at hole number 5
but I got to keep picking it up that’s my job
...

Some folks said I was stupid, they said my head was filled with rocks.
I was rushed to the emergency...

Don’t steal my shovel
It is sacred to me

Don’t steal my shovel
Or the tears will be...

Your poem should roll off your tongue
much like a song in need to be sung
your poem rocks...

The big hungry bear lived in the woods
Was on the lookout for any foody goods
Sandwiches or...

Prone to bloviation pure and simple
rides on figurative high horse,
which doubles up as my...

I admit to own a passion
for the Civil War in general,
and the life and death of
the...

If you ever espy a latitudinally
and longitudinally challenged
older yet shopping savvy woman...

That clock on the wall
is it smarter than me
every second timed perfectly
That’s how...

Fifty fifty chance you'll talk to someone that's smart and wise and makes complete sense...

Fifty...

I was taught about Santa Clause when I was just a boy
He would bring material things and they would...

Pursuit for elusive prey
teases yours truly
into treacherous catacombs
dangerous...

Can’t I be me
why would I not
I know for a fact I’m not like God
but I’m trying to be...

I (a youthful sexagenarian)
can no longer quip being
a country boy at heart,
but me as...

This poem should have words endin in g
This doesn't happen as you can clearly see
It was the...

Wily wordsmith wields wisdom and wit
renders requiem welcoming thee to visit,
no matter...