Comedy

She got a nice shock when she opened the door
A fine example of an oxymoron that's for sure
...

Twas just another ordinary day down on the farm

When Clarence cockerel “Cock-a-doodle-dood” his...

to everyone eyes
he has been
a time so wills a time
with his poetic words so streamed...

and found (me) zee papa pooped out,
thus embarrassing communiqué I post,
a reasonably rhyming...

I am unnoticed not many of you see me
Come in handy when making a cup of tea
For if...

thru truckloads of his personal communiqués broadcast
(methinks quite some years ago) across world...

to tickle your fancy dear reader rabbit,
perchance European G-man double agent
regarding the...

My cousin visited me last year and he is a loafer.
He took my only bedroom and I slept on the sofa...

Around the roundabout, thru the Holly and Ivy arches

Betwixt and between yon Oak, Sycamore, Lime...

26/12/2021
My words,

Described as eargasms!

What on this earth is an eargasm?...

Yours truly an unfortunate hostage
within Homo sapien zoo
looking for unwitting subject(s) to...

I once knew a chef and his surname is Cook
Of all the names out there it was rotten luck
In...

You ever had a noodle fall out of your nose. You ever heard nothing when your hair grows. You ever said...

“What do I have to do...to be loved, loved by you...”

because you don't know what it's like,...

When people eat at my diner, I serve green eggs and ham.
When I went to cooking school, I failed...

for this i have never seen
with you

for this i have never seen
so beauty upon...

Misty the cat curls upon the furry mat, listening to pitter patter on the windowpane

But this lazy...