Comedy

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DIDN'T TURN OUT WELL

I went to the rabbit farm but was full of goats
The harbour next door didn't have any boats
...

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Hummmmm…

Hummmmm…

Buzzing ‘round like a blowfly who’s been boozing all day and decided to take the old girl out for twirl....

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Thru an opened bedroom ...

Accessible twenty four hours a day
seven days a week,
fifty two weeks a year.

Spring...

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Panglossian perspective

Panglossian perspective

The following initially crafted approximately three and a half years ago and presently brought a much...

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Indulge

My underwears are holy
5 years old and threadbare

I spend not much on grooming
Just...

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Ice age cometh moot point

Ice age cometh moot point

No matter unseasonably
blustery March like weather
prevails across my neck of the woods...

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My mouse

My mouse

I love my mouse 🐁 he lives under my dryer
I have decided that he and I
will live here...

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Bring on the rejection...

Bring on the rejection slips...

and/or try distilling my spirits
at losing gamble
if curious (by George) proceed
...

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KNOCKING

Rin tin tin challenged his friend to a game
Rat tat tat was the other challengers name
Both...

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BAD LUCK

I saw a lovely black cat cross my path today
Bad luck will now befell me some might say
In...

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FRUIT SALAD

All the fruits showed so much self control
Not one of them minded going into a bowl
The...

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Filched Physiognomy – Mine...

Filched Physiognomy – Mine revisited!

Absolute zero escape
velocity guts dance
sing days (contra and square),
cuz metabolic...

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Poetry

Poetry

Should I share my poetry
or should I keep it all for me
it’s not my blood
Should I...

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Tacit understanding...

Tacit understanding regarding designated parking spaces

just dawned upon me awareness today
April 20th, 2022 14:30 military time.
Unvoiced law of the...

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October 2018 Besieged By...

October 2018 Besieged By Fruit Flies

Poet of Perkiomen Valley
discovered aforementioned titled poem
about thirty months ago he...

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EGGS

Five others like me were part of a friendly group
Soon to be disbanded alas in one foul swoop...

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Brilliant, grandiloquent,...

albeit modest word zealot

Brilliant, grandiloquent, magnificent, trenchant...

Writing prompts burst asunder
snap, crackle, and sweet Mary poppin
within me scrambled noggin...