Comedy

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Thst plastic shewee 🤣

Thst plastic shewee 🤣

If I had a shewee..oh how happy I would be

I could gather in a crowd at a festival, and stand...

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THE CUTEST SNOWMAN

He was the cutest snowman that I ever did see
If you saw him too then I'm sure you would agree...

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CHRISTMAS IS OVER

And so Christmas is over for another year
Turkey has been ate and washed down with beer
The...

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Bah Humbug!!!🎅🏼

Bah Humbug!!!🎅🏼

Bah humbug to all the bad-tempered people, the miserable mortality

Locking theirselves away from...

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My Christma Socks 🎅🏼

My Christma Socks 🎅🏼

I love my folly, jolly Christmas socks..I think they are so sweet

So I seek out the most wackiest...

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This December 17th, 2021...

This December 17th, 2021...

Totally tubular fiction yup,
nevertheless I reflect
the year (arbitrarily plucked from misty...

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Bar none, no shortage of...

Bar none, no shortage of soap shampoo, nor detergent

Courtesy food pantries
Saint Eleanor's Saint Mary's,
Our Daily Bread,
the missus and...

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A scaredy cat 😨

A scaredy cat 😨

A scuttling spider and a minute mouse

Can cause chaotic confusion if found in my house

Yet...

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Employment quest sought...

Employment quest sought December 11th, 2021

Across cyberspace,
the following epistle
yours truly (me) doth lob
as the figurative...

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He snores

He snores

Even when he’s sleeping
He’s snoring oh so
loud,
He’s about to blow
the roof...

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DIRTY LITTLE SECRET

I'm your dirty little secret that's used every day
On the bath or sink us where I happen to lay...

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Oh Mercy Me!!🥲

Oh Mercy Me!!🥲

Drip, drop, drip, drop

There it goes again

Plip, plop, plip, plop

Isn’t it a pain...

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Kombucha trilogy with chia...

Kombucha trilogy with chia seeds spells molotov cocktail

(particularly when nursed at room temperature)

I learned that Kombucha
best be kept...

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WHEN THINGS GO WRONG

Don't you just love it when things go wrong
One after another making the day seem long
This...

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Why is it going so fast?

Freestyle

This morning, I woke up knowing I had a day off.
I took my breakfast, took my time.
And now...

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The ‘Terrible Tropicals’

The ‘Terrible Tropicals’

Sid and his fiesty friends fancied an adventure, an expedition like none others

Well after much...

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Relatable ?

I-phone, no MY-phone, Bye-phone...DEAD

Relatable ?

When my phone is at
one-hundred percent
I am zero percent in need

When my phone is at...