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Punxsutawney

Punxsutawney

Regina spring, infinitely wise.
Proclaims solstice must arise.
Bidding, perform magistracy....

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Oodles Of Google Doodles...

Oodles Of Google Doodles...

visually delicious as germane strudels
the following cooked years ago
courtesy me noggin...

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CLOULDS IN MY TEA

CLOULDS IN MY TEA

Their was clouds in my tea
As i sit by the sea watching
the birds fly free,

Their was...

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Pancake day ๐Ÿคฃ

Pancake day ๐Ÿคฃ

Everyone is at it !!
Itโ€™s a knack you may say
Tossing it up and down
Catching it in...

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Housekeeping not a strong...

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)

Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

Hence plead ding for
Mary Poppins wannabe
with snap of her fingers
can affect ship...

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THE SILENT K

This little poem is about words with a silent K
Starting with this letter and are then thrown away...

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Anchors Aweigh...

Anchors Aweigh...

destination unknown
for this Earthling
stardate: February 26th, 2022

At sea since...

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Traversing cyberspace...

Traversing cyberspace hinterland

Of thee virtual netherland...
courtesy one spellbound wordsmith
within apartment b44
...

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Top Gun~

The 80โ€™s โ€˜classicโ€™ (some think itโ€™s s**t)

Top Gun~

Youโ€™re dangerous Maverick~
Your ego is writing cheques your body canโ€™t cash. And Iโ€™ve got a lit...

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Papa Prizes Prurient...

Papa Prizes Prurient Pubescent Pussy Riot Glacis

(alternately titled: a pudendum posse petty filed trophy -
by hy phen - made declarative).

...

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At the mercy of...

At the mercy of interminable anticipatory anxiety, hence...

viz hitted courtesy debilitating
one after another panic attack
analogous being bombarded...

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Gangly Longfellow walled in...

Gangly Longfellow walled in Thoreau and thru...

Well stocked with
wordsworth lxiii numbered yesteryear
born as predicted by
bubba's...

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Pleasant spring like day...

Pleasant spring like day February 17th, 2022

avast extent of following poem
crafted a couple plus years ago,
when foretaste of temperate...

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Liberated righteous dextral...

Liberated righteous dextral leftist freed from hands of time

Axed dent of circumstances
(series of unfortunate events
courtesy Lemony Snicket)
adze...

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The Fractured Skull

The Fractured Skull

When it comes to cooking, my wife sucks.
Every time she cooked a meal, I said "Yuck".
She...

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SNAIL AND SLUG

The snail and the slug were best of friends
To call them slow well that often offends
Both...

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Circa February 12th, 2122 ~...

Circa February 12th, 2122 ~ 10:30 PM

Equals twenty one thirty 22:30 military time
future time traveler looks back one century ago,...