Comedy

I keep it with me always
My little locked bottle
In my pocket, where it stays
until...

Without shadow of doubt
I feel much relief
though literally pooped out
attested...

My dog was looking at me funny...

She kept nudging me to show my face...

Of course, I...

Ah... nothing more enjoyable than acidic gastric fluid (bile) flowing backward into esophagus, resulting in...

Hmm... on second thought
lemme join anorexic club
until rib cage protrudes taut and visible...

Zebidee and Marmalade are a most mismatched peculiar pair

Zebidee is completely bald with strands...

Donavan & Delora, they were the loudest of the lot

You’d hear them frantically quackin’, one...

The turkey isnt the only thing baked at this Thanksgiving Dinner....

Hard knocks Methacton school alum
ofttimes finds ruing his fate
while squarely planted on me...

It takes two people to form a queue
A musical duo is always two
There is no point wearing...

This is a tale of a poor doggie that can't bark
The sound produced is way off the mark
It's...

My man Chester is a real good mate
He eats old ham well past the sell by date
The new castle...

Crumbs from the cookie jar were crushed on the ground

Scattered and strewn all over the clean...

I have loaned plenty of money to people because I'm a loan shark.
But I've never been repaid because...

I love my jolly folly Christmas socks..I think they are so sweet

So I seek out the most wackiest...

The bare footed man went into town today
Socks to him he will say just get in the way
No...

“”Baa!!” bleats that cart Horse and “Meow!!” says the brown Cow

And when the Farmer’s wife milks...