Comedy

The early bird and night owl met one day
What time it was I cannot possibly say
If it was...

He arrived urgently at just before three
It was a doctor that he wanted to see
A boil...

Above title attests how mine mundane mein kampf
insync as a veritable clogged drain oh:
flush...

I shall sit on this soft sofa, in the comfort of my home

Whilst my moving fingers are busy tapping...

She got a nice shock when she opened the door
A fine example of an oxymoron that's for sure
...

Twas just another ordinary day down on the farm

When Clarence cockerel “Cock-a-doodle-dood” his...

to everyone eyes
he has been
a time so wills a time
with his poetic words so streamed...

and found (me) zee papa pooped out,
thus embarrassing communiqué I post,
a reasonably rhyming...

I am unnoticed not many of you see me
Come in handy when making a cup of tea
For if...

thru truckloads of his personal communiqués broadcast
(methinks quite some years ago) across world...

to tickle your fancy dear reader rabbit,
perchance European G-man double agent
regarding the...

My cousin visited me last year and he is a loafer.
He took my only bedroom and I slept on the sofa...

Around the roundabout, thru the Holly and Ivy arches

Betwixt and between yon Oak, Sycamore, Lime...

26/12/2021
My words,

Described as eargasms!

What on this earth is an eargasm?...

Yours truly an unfortunate hostage
within Homo sapien zoo
looking for unwitting subject(s) to...

I once knew a chef and his surname is Cook
Of all the names out there it was rotten luck
In...

You ever had a noodle fall out of your nose. You ever heard nothing when your hair grows. You ever said...