Comedy

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No Cursing

No Cursing

About to
publish another
book

My mother
has informed
me
though...

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My little boomerang 🤣

My little boomerang 🤣

I had a little boomerang
when I was just a tiny tot

One sunny afternoon when I was feeling...

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RIDDLES

RIDDLE NUMBER ONE

Thanks to your puffing I can fly safely away
I come in several colours I...

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CHEESE GRATER

Oh no she has opened the fridge door
I will be used again I know that for sure
For she has...

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Pigging’ Out!!! 🤣

Pigging’ Out!!! 🤣

I had my first of many Christmas dinners last night

My tummy felt like it was gonna burst! So, of...

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Anglophone aficionado...

Anglophone aficionado exudes infatuation with English language

Versus me
(chilling as an outsize ego freezer)
profusely perspiring
and heavily...

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Nothing Left to Say

Nothing Left to Say

You can certainly read what I write
and I'm not certain that what i say is right
So I have...

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THE DIPPY CHOOK

The dippy chook doesn't cluck like other chicks do
Confused the poor farmer with its bark like moo...

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Can you believe it? He had...

Idek know man. Eggs and stuff

On early weekend mornings, let your people crack casings.

On these early mornings, let your people...

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Chief garbage taster as...

Chief garbage taster as fifth grade Halloween gag

at Henry Kline Boyer Elementary School
As a Halloween costume,
one year during early grade...

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The Dead Hamster

The Dead Hamster

My stepdaughter's hamster was killed by a mouse trap.
My wife was so angry at me that she gave me a...

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A Comic Recipe...

A Comic Recipe...

I add a little bit of nonsense,
That has been finely ground.
And a small slice of silliness...

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Johnny’s sister Suzy 🤣

Johnny’s sister Suzy 🤣

Big Johnny had a little sister..Suzy was her name

And every time the two of them had a falling out...

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Tis that time of the year 😄

Tis that time of the year 😄

Autumn is upon us with that chilly nip in the air, I fear

In but the blink of an eye Jack Frost...

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‘What A Poser!!’ 🤣

‘What A Poser!!’ 🤣

“Cor blimey” “Mercy me” I don’t half fancy him

As I’m watching with wonderment at his skills, when...

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Byte Size Food Begets Best...

Byte Size Food Begets Best Benefits

re: visited tonight October 15th, 2021

Way before aye knew
the name Fletcherism applied...

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Hands

To the left
and to the right
both parties listen up
With out you
both...