Comedy

“What do I have to do...to be loved, loved by you...”

because you don't know what it's like,...

When people eat at my diner, I serve green eggs and ham.
When I went to cooking school, I failed...

for this i have never seen
with you

for this i have never seen
so beauty upon...

Misty the cat curls upon the furry mat, listening to pitter patter on the windowpane

But this lazy...

the still of my heart sits still
as my heart sit still i am in a place of sadness
today my...

Yours truly an aging baby boomer
long haired pencil necked geek
trademark disheveled...

Now scores of years
after botched minor theft penchant
courtesy security guard
...

“Quack” “Quack” “Come out of that burn”..

Mr Otter is ducking and diving..when are you gonna learn...

Hamish McTagish was a wild hairy Haggis, he dwelled amongst the hills and glens

His doting wife...

Matriarch mastermind manipulated minions
rang their hells bells signifying
damned to traverse...

These sayings were not discovered on dry land
Thought of by sailors on seas so fine and grand...

07/01/2022
‘Hoover Queen’

How many times a day,
Can a carpets delicate softness,...

shadows blisters
on her
reminds herself
of unwanted past
like tattoos memories...

Mr & Mrs Prickle were a busy pair
They held a party on the farm and everyone was there
...

(alternately titled: lion eyes hide sharp claws
unless made irate, then yours truly
bares his...

He is the laughing cow standing in a busy field
When it comes to his eyes he keeps them peeled...

The whistling wind is wafting thru the alleyway

There won’t be any cobwebs left dangling in...