Comedy

To the left
and to the right
both parties listen up
With out you
both...

Wherever my neighbor goes, people stare,
They can't look away because of his neck and pink hair....

Xlv years elapsed since
I (former long haired pencil necked geek)
bid alma mater adieu,...

The more you say
the less you learn
learn to listen
one day you'll be
the one...

Beautiful birdsong interrupted
By blaring sirens screaming
The drooling druggie flatlined...

My wife and I visited England and I can't believe what I did.
She wanted to go shopping and I gave...

When people hear my name, they feel sick and want to puke.
I starred in Rocky V and my name is...

You last made love to your wife two years ago and you and she have a ten month old baby.
When I say...

Here's a thing you don't see every day
Believe my story and this is what I say
I was...

This funny bunny
Stole some honey
Doesn't carry money
Which isn't funny

These...

Wouldn't it be cool if birds could talk
Instead all day they coo and squawk
Imagine them...

Elvis the elephant lived in a crowded zoo
Loved lots of visitors people just like you
Why is...

Betwixt the cracks and crevasses
I scrutinise my inner mind
Somewhere in amidst the mayhem...

Put it down there and we won't forget
Will be safe for years a guaranteed bet
We'll...

To see how many miles I've walked or flown
I really must look at my phone
How do I...

He blows his toy trumpet coz he wants to be heard

When his eldest sister snatches it from his...

I'm Lacy Warfield and I'm different than the rest of the people of the Human Race.
I'm the only...