Comedy

Picture the scene 1956 in New York City
A drunken chap thought he was being witty
Thomas was...

Bill was the one that got all the attention
Drummers like me hardly get a mention
I was one...

Ordinarily approximately sixteen days
of barley, hops and malt brew
to ale any even those who...

I was being chased by a cantankerous Kangaroo

As I raced around like a rocket I lost my left shoe...

All I think about is you
It’s been a while
My heart is in denial
All I think about is...

I'm guessing you don't know what Sid did
Well he went to an auction and placed a bid
He was...

Let me tell you all about Mr and Mrs Wong
Both lived their lives in bustling Hong Kong...

Last night I had the strangest dream, whilst it is difficult to describe

I think I was a chieftain...

Mother is tall and father is too
Wish I was tall like both of you
The size of your...

Abound and lurk
within every nook and cranny
analogous to some annoying pest
here at...

I started sneezing in the superstore, Well I just couldn’t stop

So “Atichoo atashoo”, I ran out...

“Yodel-lodel-odel-ee” his high falsetto and low chest notes could be heard..

Bellowing down beyond...

I wonder if you know of Jimmy Barrett
Has his hair coloured like that of a carrot
Thin as a...

in flowering streams
we will love

with you i must
my butterfly of lust you Butterfly...

Flicking through the channels on my remote control

I am sat in solitude without another living...

Let me tell you all about a chap named Dudley
To the women folk in town he is nice and cuddly...

As the rain falls down
On this deserted town
Covers the streets and roads
...