The whistling wind is wafting thru the alleyway There won’t be any cobwebs left dangling in...
Some of us always make them Though we usually never succeed To fullfill our resolutions...
Oh no, oh please God, please don’t be so? It feels like I’ve just got here And I don’t...
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So let me tell you about this little league field I’m here once again and the feeling is real...
If I had a shewee..oh how happy I would be
I could gather in a crowd at a festival, and stand...
He was the cutest snowman that I ever did see If you saw him too then I'm sure you would agree...
And so Christmas is over for another year Turkey has been ate and washed down with beer The...
Bah humbug to all the bad-tempered people, the miserable mortality
Locking theirselves away from...
I love my folly, jolly Christmas socks..I think they are so sweet
So I seek out the most wackiest...
Totally tubular fiction yup, nevertheless I reflect the year (arbitrarily plucked from misty...
Courtesy food pantries Saint Eleanor's Saint Mary's, Our Daily Bread, the missus and...
A scuttling spider and a minute mouse
Can cause chaotic confusion if found in my house
Yet...
Across cyberspace, the following epistle yours truly (me) doth lob as the figurative...
Even when he’s sleeping He’s snoring oh so loud, He’s about to blow the roof...
I'm your dirty little secret that's used every day On the bath or sink us where I happen to lay...
Drip, drop, drip, drop
There it goes again
Plip, plop, plip, plop
Isn’t it a pain...
(particularly when nursed at room temperature)
I learned that Kombucha best be kept...