Comedy

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All in a quivers 🕷

All in a quivers 🕷

The whistling wind is wafting thru the alleyway

There won’t be any cobwebs left dangling in...

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New Years Resolutions 😃

New Years Resolutions 😃

Some of us always make them
Though we usually never succeed
To fullfill our resolutions...

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The great collective ‘myth’ ~

Oh no, oh please God,
please don’t be so?
It feels like I’ve just got here
And I don’t...

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The little league field

The little league field

So let me tell you about this little league field
I’m here once again and the feeling is real...

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Thst plastic shewee 🤣

Thst plastic shewee 🤣

If I had a shewee..oh how happy I would be

I could gather in a crowd at a festival, and stand...

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THE CUTEST SNOWMAN

He was the cutest snowman that I ever did see
If you saw him too then I'm sure you would agree...

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CHRISTMAS IS OVER

And so Christmas is over for another year
Turkey has been ate and washed down with beer
The...

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Bah Humbug!!!🎅🏼

Bah Humbug!!!🎅🏼

Bah humbug to all the bad-tempered people, the miserable mortality

Locking theirselves away from...

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My Christma Socks 🎅🏼

My Christma Socks 🎅🏼

I love my folly, jolly Christmas socks..I think they are so sweet

So I seek out the most wackiest...

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This December 17th, 2021...

This December 17th, 2021...

Totally tubular fiction yup,
nevertheless I reflect
the year (arbitrarily plucked from misty...

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Bar none, no shortage of...

Bar none, no shortage of soap shampoo, nor detergent

Courtesy food pantries
Saint Eleanor's Saint Mary's,
Our Daily Bread,
the missus and...

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A scaredy cat 😨

A scaredy cat 😨

A scuttling spider and a minute mouse

Can cause chaotic confusion if found in my house

Yet...

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Employment quest sought...

Employment quest sought December 11th, 2021

Across cyberspace,
the following epistle
yours truly (me) doth lob
as the figurative...

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He snores

He snores

Even when he’s sleeping
He’s snoring oh so
loud,
He’s about to blow
the roof...

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DIRTY LITTLE SECRET

I'm your dirty little secret that's used every day
On the bath or sink us where I happen to lay...

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Oh Mercy Me!!🥲

Oh Mercy Me!!🥲

Drip, drop, drip, drop

There it goes again

Plip, plop, plip, plop

Isn’t it a pain...

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Kombucha trilogy with chia...

Kombucha trilogy with chia seeds spells molotov cocktail

(particularly when nursed at room temperature)

I learned that Kombucha
best be kept...