Comedy

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WHEN THINGS GO WRONG

Don't you just love it when things go wrong
One after another making the day seem long
This...

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Why is it going so fast?

Freestyle

This morning, I woke up knowing I had a day off.
I took my breakfast, took my time.
And now...

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The ‘Terrible Tropicals’

The ‘Terrible Tropicals’

Sid and his fiesty friends fancied an adventure, an expedition like none others

Well after much...

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Relatable ?

I-phone, no MY-phone, Bye-phone...DEAD

Relatable ?

When my phone is at
one-hundred percent
I am zero percent in need

When my phone is at...

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My Locked Bottle of Madness

My Locked Bottle of Madness

I keep it with me always
My little locked bottle
In my pocket, where it stays
until...

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100% Natural psyllium husk...

insync, especially with Amitiza delivered solid ecstasy

100% Natural psyllium husk...

Without shadow of doubt
I feel much relief
though literally pooped out
attested...

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ANIMALS ARE HILARIOUS

Highly intelligent too

My dog was looking at me funny...

She kept nudging me to show my face...

Of course, I...

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Acid reflux ~ late morning...

Acid reflux ~ late morning November 29th, 2021

Ah... nothing more enjoyable than acidic gastric fluid (bile) flowing backward into esophagus, resulting in...

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I relished being hungry for...

I relished being hungry for leftover Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub

Hmm... on second thought
lemme join anorexic club
until rib cage protrudes taut and visible...

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Zebidee & Marmalade 💕💕

Zebidee & Marmalade 💕💕

Zebidee and Marmalade are a most mismatched peculiar pair

Zebidee is completely bald with strands...

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Donavan & Delora 🦆🦆

Donavan & Delora 🦆🦆

Donavan & Delora, they were the loudest of the lot

You’d hear them frantically quackin’, one...

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Pots and Pans

Battles of The Baked

The turkey isnt the only thing baked at this Thanksgiving Dinner....

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Daiya vegan non dairy...

Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum!

Hard knocks Methacton school alum
ofttimes finds ruing his fate
while squarely planted on me...

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IT TAKES TWO

It takes two people to form a queue
A musical duo is always two
There is no point wearing...

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DOGGIE NOISES

This is a tale of a poor doggie that can't bark
The sound produced is way off the mark
It's...

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FUNNY UK TOWNS

My man Chester is a real good mate
He eats old ham well past the sell by date
The new castle...

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Sneaky Suzy 🤣

Sneaky Suzy 🤣

Crumbs from the cookie jar were crushed on the ground

Scattered and strewn all over the clean...