Comedy

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Midnight Fox

Children's Poem

Midnight Fox

Midnight fox
Where are you off?
All dressed up
Orange coat
White socks

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Liquorice Cat

Children's Poem

Liquorice Cat

Liquorice cat
Get your eyes off my sweets!
It’s not my fault
You’ve eaten all of your...

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She worries about worrimentđŸ€”

She worries about worrimentđŸ€”

She is a worrier about worriment as she worries everyday

Her anxieties of agonising, apprehension...

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Thought Prison

I wish there were thought police
thought cells,
thought judges,
thought hells.
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Prolonged offal bout...

Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux a worse hellish fate than perdition

At least forty eight hour time span
lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry
explaining how yours...

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Booby trapped within...

Booby trapped within apartment unit b44

Lemme titillate thee
regarding myself daily soldiering thru breastworks
read out loud to...

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THREE MIKES THREE COLOURS

Really confusing going into my town today
Met my three mates named Mike along the way
Mike...

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PIPPA THE PURPLE PIG

Let me tell you all about Pippa the purple pig
Went into town sporting a most garish wig
Why...

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August 13th, 2021 – twenty...

August 13th, 2021 – twenty two years since...

Wicked bad designed day poem originally crafted
then alternately titled for no particular rhyme nor...

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Just another farmyard 🐂

Just another farmyard 🐂

Twas just another farmyard on a cold, winter’s night as those sparkling stars were twinkling bright~...

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THE YES MAN

Whatever the question he always answers yes
Hasn't heard of the word no that's my guess
In...

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Lucky Charms, Curses,...

Lucky Charms, Curses, Superstitions And Old Wives' Tales

I never kept a rabbit's foot,
Wasn't one for lucky charms.
Not even a four leaf clover,...

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Courtesy severely receding...

yours truly enveloped within morose mood

I (Samson incarnate)
frankly experience zapped strength,
hence sulk and pine for salad days...

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Sleepy Daddy

Eyes blinking for what they long,
longer stretches of rest come dawn.

Exhaustion's crest has...

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JOAN AND MARK


Joan of Arc
Spoke to Mark
Had a lark
In a park

Nine months went...

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TWO OF THIS TWO OF THAT


Parts of the body seem to come in twos
Why should this be I'm looking for clues
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THE GNU ON BOARD A CANOE

You will never believe what I saw the other day
Believe me it's true and definitely not hearsay...