Comedy

I have loaned plenty of money to people because I'm a loan shark.
But I've never been repaid because...

I love my jolly folly Christmas socks..I think they are so sweet

So I seek out the most wackiest...

The bare footed man went into town today
Socks to him he will say just get in the way
No...

“”Baa!!” bleats that cart Horse and “Meow!!” says the brown Cow

And when the Farmer’s wife milks...

About to
publish another
book

My mother
has informed
me
though...

I had a little boomerang
when I was just a tiny tot

One sunny afternoon when I was feeling...

RIDDLE NUMBER ONE

Thanks to your puffing I can fly safely away
I come in several colours I...

Oh no she has opened the fridge door
I will be used again I know that for sure
For she has...

I had my first of many Christmas dinners last night

My tummy felt like it was gonna burst! So, of...

Versus me
(chilling as an outsize ego freezer)
profusely perspiring
and heavily...

You can certainly read what I write
and I'm not certain that what i say is right
So I have...

The dippy chook doesn't cluck like other chicks do
Confused the poor farmer with its bark like moo...

On early weekend mornings, let your people crack casings.

On these early mornings, let your people...

at Henry Kline Boyer Elementary School
As a Halloween costume,
one year during early grade...

My stepdaughter's hamster was killed by a mouse trap.
My wife was so angry at me that she gave me a...

I add a little bit of nonsense,
That has been finely ground.
And a small slice of silliness...

Big Johnny had a little sister..Suzy was her name

And every time the two of them had a falling out...