Down on the funny farm 🤣

And when the Farmer’s wife milks her nanny Goat that barks “BOW WOW!!!”

You see each and every animal is totally mixed up down on that funny farm somehow

As seven little ducklings follow the cock Pheasant on, clucking from the sight of that big old Mother Sow..

And the wooden farmyard hay shed is  full of buckets of brown rice

Which chases away all the tiny rodents out of that loft, even those menacing Mice

Coz they have moved into the milking parlour where the dairy tastes so nice

Mind you I wouldn’t be lapping that cream up, if you heed my advice!!

So Sparky the Sheep Dog shepherds the munching Muscovy Ducks

Running around like the headless Chicken calling out “CUCKOO CUCKOO!!” coz it never clucks

And those little Piglets are all as clean as a whistle, so not covered in filthy mucks