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DOGGIE NOISES

This is a tale of a poor doggie that can't bark 
The sound produced is way off the mark 
It's not a whining yelp and certainly not a cry
More like a person letting out a giant sigh 

Heard this dog for the first time only yesterday 
It certainly is difficult to describe I have to say
The owners gave the doggie cuddles  galore
The noise given back they weren't really sure 

So the owners decided to take him to the vet
Wondering what to do with their favourite pet 
The vet prescribed tablets that would help 
As this doggie gave an excited bark and yelp

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