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Relatable ?

I-phone, no MY-phone, Bye-phone...DEAD

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RG
Relatable ?

When my phone is atĀ 
one-hundred percent
I am zero percent in needĀ 

When my phone is atĀ 
zero percent, IĀ am
one-hundred percent in needĀ 

IRONYĀ 

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