Poem - 02 December 2021, 09:27

Relatable ?

I-phone, no MY-phone, Bye-phone...DEAD

When my phone is at
one-hundred percent
I am zero percent in need

When my phone is at
zero percent, I am
one-hundred percent in need

IRONY

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