Poem -

" Come..To Daddy !?"

" Come..To Daddy !?"

" I am loving my new pause T.V !
Its the only thing these days, That excites me !
Especially when, I am feeling a bit horny ?
When she goes out of the room, To make some tea!
I let my freshly washed willie be free !
& always in total & utter secrecy ?
I go into a little hot fantasy !
& hope i get my chance to pause the T.V ?
Today was just so very lucky?
So grabbed my perfect opportunity.To get mucky !
Her wide open mouth, Going down on meΒ 
All hot & steamy & very sticky
I only get a moment to have a quickieΒ 
She,s only in the kitchen, So it can get a bit Β tricky ?
So i cannot afford to be picky ?
After a semi & a little shiftyΒ 
She,s only making a cuppa..I need to be niftyΒ 
& she thinks i,m past it, Now that i am 50 ?
I felt that way, Until i got my new T.VΒ 
Now when ever i can, I find a brand new fantasy
She,d go fuck n crazy , If she ever caught me !
& if the neighbours heard me call out often !!
Come to Daddy...............................x!"?

Tracy Timothy xx

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