CONFESSIONS..OF THE BRIDE,S MAID !?X

I HOPE I DONT UP STAGE THE BRIDE!?
IN MY WHITE DRESS OF CHOICE!
MY 5 O CLOCK SHADOW,S APPEARING !
& I CANT DISGUISE MY VOICE!
MY BEST FRIEND..WHOSE WEDDING IT IS !
AINT GOT A CLUE ABOUT ALL OF THIS!
SHE.LL THINK I,M TAKING THE FUCK N PISS!
SHE THINK,S I AM A GIRL!
SO I THOUGHT I,D GIVE IT A WHIRL!
WHEN SHE ASKED ME TO BE HER BRIDE,S MAID
I COULDNT SAY NO..I,M AFRAID!
I SHOULD HAVE WORN A TUX!
TOO FRIGGING LATE NOW..HERE SHE COMES.. FUCK!
SHE,S GETTING OUT OF THE CAR!
I WONDER IF. SHE.LL LEND ME HER VEIL!?
GOD I FEEL FAINT & I,VE GONE VERY PALE!
I THINK I,LL HIDE IN THE TOILET!
& HAVE A GOOD FUCK N WHAIL!
I,LL STAY HERE UNTIL I HEAR THE BELL,S!
THEN I,LL GO TO THE RECEPTION!
& APOLOGISE FOR MY DECEPTION!
& IF SHE,S A TRUE FRIEND !
IT WONT MATTER ABOUT, WHAT GENDER!
I AM IN THE END. IF ON ME 
WHO EVER I MAY BE ????
ON THAT SHE CAN DEPEND!
NOW LETS GET ON A BENDER!
FUCK ME , BLOODY GENDER!
NO LONGER MUST I BE A PRETENDER!
LETS MAKE IT A WHOLE WEEK-ENDER!
& MY NAMES NOT YVONNE. IT,S JOHN!
& I,LL BE GLAD TO BE RID,OF THIS FUCK N THONGX

Tracy Timothy xx