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CONTRARY ...MARY !?x

CONTRARY ...MARY !?x

MARY .MARY..QUITE CONTRARY!
HOW DOES..YOUR PENIS GROW !?
COS..WE ALL KNOW
YA..HAD A NOON
& YA NAME..WAS JOE !?
NOW..YA CALL YOURSELF MARY !?
YOU..REALLY ARE CONTRARY !?
& EVERY-ONE WILL KNOW
THAT..INSTEAD OF SUCKING !?
YA NOW..HAVE TO BLOW !?
YOU,VE LOST YA TIT.S 
& ADDED A FEW BIT,S !?
SHOULD HAVE STAYED..AS JOE !?
YOU SILLY...SO & SO !?
IT LOOK,S LIKE..A COCKLE SHELL!?
I WOULDN,T ..LET IT SHOW !?
SHOULD HAVE JUST STUCK TO 
LAYING SEA-SHELL,S IN A ROW !?
NOW..YOUR A FUCKING" FREAK SHOW !"
INSTEAD OF SUCKING NOW 
YOU,LL NEED TO BLOW !?
ALL THAT..TO FIND OUT 
HOW..DOES YOUR PENIS GROW !?
NOW..WE DONT KNOW WHAT
TO CALL YA !.......
IS IT..MARY OR JOE !?
YA CONTRARY..SO & SO
SILVER BELL,S FOR NIPPLES !?
& YA PRETTY MAIDS,
ALL IN A ROW
ALL DONT WANNA FUCKING KNOW !?
LETS HOPE..THE FUCKER GROW,S !? X

Tracy Timothyxx
 

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