Poem -

Cooked By The Sun

Cooked By The Sun

Sun bathing
in Tokyo
Without
Tanning
Lotion
in the middle 
Of June
Was the
first time
and last
that I actually
had the color
of a cooked
Maine Lobster

Legs swelled
someone
said I had
Sun Poisoning

All I know
is
I was 
Cooked

Konnichiwa!

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pauline codd

the first time I had sunburn was 77 in Brighton, sat on the beach my shoulders were burnt, the doctor gave me coconut oil ..since then I have never ever sat in the sun...a lesson learned...bet it was hot in Tokyo Greg...

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Charu Shaawd

Haha ? 
sun poisoning, what a term.
loved this one Greg omg you write such daily life stuff 
short n crisp ?
??

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