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CRAZY LADY !?X

CRAZY LADY !?X

I MAY NOT BE A LADY !?
& BE JUST A LITTLE CRAZY?
BUT I,M DEFINATLY ALL WO-MAN
EQUAL INDEED TO ANY KIND OF MAN
NO SUCH WORD AS CANT, COS I CAN!
THE LIFE I AM LIVING
WAS NOT PART OF MY PLAN!
& STILL CANNOT FIND, NO WORTHY MAN
I,HAVE DONE MORE THAN ENOUGH
DONE LOTS OF CRAZY SILLY STUFF
& DEFINATLY DONE ALL I CAN!
I,VE GIVEN UP HOPE OF FINDING SUCH A WORTHY MAN
NO MAN IS WORTH ALL YOUR TEARS
I JUST CANNOT FIND THE RIGHT ONE
AFTER ALL THESE MANY YEARS
BUT, ONCE YOU FIND ONE THAT IS!
HE WONT MAKE YOU CRY
& FOREVER QUESTION YOURSELF, AS TO WHY?
OR TAKE THE BLOODY PISS
NO-ONE KNOWS WHERE HE IS ?
OR IF HE EVEN EXSISTS?
BUT, I WILL NO LONGER CRY
IT,S YOUR LOSS ARSE-HOLESĀ 
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?Ā  BYE-BYE

Tracy Timothy xx

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Tim Otey

Most of the words fit well :-)
And I would of said you are a LADY
Been a while so much to read
X

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Tracy Timothy

Oh I'm a lady lol x got a lot of catching up to do then enjoy my rantings

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