CRAZY ! YOU AINT MET MY MUM ? X

CRAZY PEOPLE. WE ALL KNOW AT LEAST ONE ?
IF YOU THINK IM CRAZY? YOU AINT MET MY MUM!
DONT BE FOOLED BY HER TWIN SET & BUN !
LUCKY SHE HAD A DAUGHTER & NOT A SON
I AM NOTHING , LIKE MY MUM!
PEOPLE CALL HER THE CRAZY ONE!
I,M NOTHING , LIKE HER AT ALL
SHE,S NOT HAPPY, TIL SHE,S ACTING A FOOL!
I HOPE SHE WONT BE
SHOWING ME UP AT THE BALL!?
I,LL JUST PRETEND, I KNOW FUCK ALL!
I THINK I,LL GIVE THE ASYLUM A CALL
I CANT REALLY TALK NO MORE!
OR. I,LL BE LATE FOR THE BALL
I,M JUST WAITING
FOR PRINCE CHARMING, TO CALL!
FINGERS CROSSED, MY MUM DONT ACT A TOOL
& SHOW,S HERSELF UP ?
& MAKES ME LOOK SMALL?
I,VE GOT THE ASYLUM ON SPEED DIAL
JUST IN CASE I NEED TO CALL
LET,S HOPE . SHE DOESNT COME AT ALL?
OR GET TO PISSED & CAUSES A BRAWL?
SHE,S ONE STEP AWAY, FROM A STRAIGHT JACKET
IF I GIVE HER A VALIUM
I MAY JUST HAVE CRACKED IT?
& SHE FALLS ASLEEP AT THE BALL!
THEN BY MORNING, SHE,LL HAVE MISSED IT ALL!
NAH ! I CANT BE THAT CRUEL!?
GOTTA GO GUYS,  CANT BE LATE FOR THE BALL X

Tracy Timothy xx