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CRICKET CRAZE !?X

CRICKET CRAZE !?X

PUT YA HAND,S UP IN THE AIR!
THERE,S HIP-HOP INSECTS EVERYWHERE!
WAVE THEM , LIKE YA JUST DONT CARE!
WITH OUR FEET UP IN THE AIR
WE LOVE TO DIG IT
WE ARE HIP-HOP CRICKET,S !
BREAK DANCING, THE BEST WE CAN
WE WILL OUT DANCE. ANY MAN!
JUST BRING IT ON !
SPIN ON YOUR ARSE!
LIKE IT SAYS IN THE SONG!
WE.LL HAVE A BLAST!
WE HIP-HOP ALL DAY LONG !
WE.LL LET YOU PICK IT, SO
BE PREPARED . TO LOOSE THE THE CRICKET!
WE LOVE TO GET DOWN ON IT!
WERE EXPERTS AT THIS SHIT !
MY MATE THE GRASS-HOPPER!
IS THE BEST HIP-HOPPER!
DOWN THIS WHOLE STREET!
THIS IS WHERE,WE USUALY MEET!
& SHOW OFF. OUR FUNKY FEET!
IT,S OUR DAILY LITTLE TREAT!
WHERE ALL THE HIP-HOPPER,S MEET!
IT,S SHOW-TIME, SO PLEASE TAKE A SEAT!
YOUR IN FOR A REAL BLOODY TREAT!

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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