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Croak and Fetch

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Chase Ramsden

Barney looked like a dog
There was no denying he was a dog
He had the soggy wet nose of a dog
He had a waggy tail of a dog
He played fetch just like a dogĀ 
There was just one problemĀ 
He ribbited like a frogĀ 
Ribbet ribbet

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Total votes: 1
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Amusing
Poetry Genre: 
Nonsense
Topic: 
Humour
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