Poem -

Just count the tiles

author
Chase Ramsden

Sat on the bog 
Just about to wipe 
Thinking about trying frog tonight 
On tinder fitting in one more  swipe 
You look to the left then the right 
F**k sh*t sh*te 
No toilet roll tonight!!

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Amusing
Poetry Genre: 
Comedy Freestyle
Topic: 
Humour
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