Poem -

Just count the tiles

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Chase Ramsden

Sat on the bog 
Just about to wipe 
Thinking about trying frog tonight 
On tinder fitting in one more  swipe 
You look to the left then the right 
F**k sh*t sh*te 
No toilet roll tonight!!

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Amusing
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Comedy Freestyle
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Humour
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